My Friend Is A Techno Blade Fan And I Send My Deepest Condolences To All Who Loved Him. He Will Be Remembered

I am the red-legged bard,

I will fuck your mother and,

and steal your credit card

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

Fuck gender, be bread

Bully: your a boy not a girl.

younger me: no i'm a girl. I'm just a tomboy.

bully: well you're too masculine. dress like a girl.

younger me: * grows out hair and wears feminine clothes"

bully: your too feminine. it's weird.

younger me: *cuts hair short and wears masculine*

bully: you're to-

me: FUCK YOU i'm too tired to fucking care. I want to be a piece of bread. Fuck gender be bread.

I'm writing smut and part of me wants to kill a character in the mild because they are going down on them and just what if they cross the legs and just snap the other person fucking neck.

Kindergarten

I love my younger self because, at the age of 5 years old in kindergarten, I wore a green shirt and a group of boys told me that green was a boy's color so I could not wear it. I told them that I could wear whatever color I wanted. I told my friends this and they said that this group of boys had told them the same thing about wearing various other colors and that pink and purple were the only girl colors. I decided that that was not fair boys got way more colors than girls and I needed to do something about it. So, I approached the boys at recess and told them to GIVE ME THE COLORS so girls could wear them too. Their leader told me I would need to fight them if I wanted to get the colors from them. thus started the color war a battle that lasted many recessed but we came out victorious in the end and got to wear whatever color we wanted.

Do you like teenagers as animals, danger noodles or cat snakes?

snow or clo

Because I sometimes secretly imagine Natsuo Todoroki with a Yung Gravy-esque personality…

Au where Natsuo, a musician notorious for making songs about his love of boys with parental issues, has his sights set on a certain someone he just knows has mommy and daddy issues: the infamous villain Shigaraki Tomura. People tell him he’s crazy for it, but Natsuo firmly believes he could treat that boy right and show him a hell of a good time. Several chart-topping songs later, all about his “admiration” for the villain league’s leader, All For One himself comments on his behavior, calling it nothing more than foolish, misplaced, and completely useless…

…And is proven completely wrong when the singer posts a picture on his social media, smugly flaunting his new boyfriend: the now former leader of the league of villains, Shigaraki Tomura.

(Natsuo’s fanbase is supportive of the new couple, praising his tenacity and joking about his “his [censored] game so good it reforms S-tier villains,” and the singer “broadcasting his own daddy issues like it’s the fucking Olympics.” Endeavor’s PR team declined to comment.)

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

The urge to create a fandom for a fake anime is unbelievable