I Sat Down After Dinner And Now I Have Woken Up 3 Hours Later And Boy Oh Boy Things Do Be Feeling

Story Prompt

A guy is hitting on this girl and she tells him she is a lesbian, so he does the straight guy thing of saying "But if you never slept with a guy how do you know you're a lesbian?" and the girl replies with " go sleep with a dude to prove your straight then." to show him his argument is stupid. But, he says " Fine, but you have to sleep with a guy too." the girl not believing him agrees. a week later he comes up to her and goes " fuck you." the girl is surprised he showed up and asks why he is so angry. Only to find out HE ACTUALLY DID IT, he slept with another guy and has found out he is bisexual. and he Is so mad. after rambling about it he asks if she filled her side of the bargain she is laughing so hard she is crying. when she says she thought he was kidding he is pissed. so now they are kind of friends as she teaches him about queer culture and how to find a partner.

I love this

Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes (SuperCut)

CW for food and eyestrain!

OH GOD

so I just remembered the onceler fandom and wanted to see if it had died and it did not it's on tiktok what have I got myself in to.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Tony the Tiger

I just learned that the official Tony the Tiger Twitter was deactivated because people were being too horny. Tony the Tiger, the frosted flakes tiger,

He sounds scared in this post what did they do to him.

Flower Meanings

I love looking up the meaning of flowers to find weird stuff like that mauve carnations mean you want to do the deed.

Your daily dose of cat memes

I am the red-legged bard,

I will fuck your mother and,

and steal your credit card

what if the purge was real?

me:idk.

alex:arson just light stuff on fire

virgil:theft steal stuff I want

sofea:nothing crime is wrong

V.D: murder people are pests