Two Glorious Anniversaries In A Month. You Go King.

I am the red-legged bard,

I will fuck your mother and,

and steal your credit card

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

I have found something great but I don't know know which to choose.

Once more for those in the back.

MASTERPOST OF MY POSTS

Advice posts:

Small things you can do to help keep somewhat sane when life is chaos incarnate

Tips for a super busy life with add-on by lilliesandlovebirds

STEM writing advice

schedule time for yourself

Broke college student tip: cook

Small changes make big impacts

Gathered school advice

advice for new college students

tips for playing catch up

Getting back into school

UNIVERSITY WITH MENTAL ILLNESS

How to bounce back from failing a test

 Study stuff:

review/summary pages

Testing tips: minutes before the test

Fun ways to help stay focused while studying

A survival guide for finals week

different study methods

How I condense notes for quick reviews

Testing tip

My 20 Favorite Language Learning Tips

Autism and School

Productivity:

Productivity and disability

One of my favorite productivity tips:

Healthy productivity

don’t be productive all the time

How to make the most out of a sick day

slow mornings

How I limit my productivity and why you probably should too

Other:

Easy and cheap study snacks: stuffed croissants

failing is ok

academic wins

TIPS FOR MANAGING CHRONIC MIGRAINES AND ONLINE CLASSES with add-on by phdstudygirl

Things I learned from failing classes

Kindergarten

I love my younger self because, at the age of 5 years old in kindergarten, I wore a green shirt and a group of boys told me that green was a boy's color so I could not wear it. I told them that I could wear whatever color I wanted. I told my friends this and they said that this group of boys had told them the same thing about wearing various other colors and that pink and purple were the only girl colors. I decided that that was not fair boys got way more colors than girls and I needed to do something about it. So, I approached the boys at recess and told them to GIVE ME THE COLORS so girls could wear them too. Their leader told me I would need to fight them if I wanted to get the colors from them. thus started the color war a battle that lasted many recessed but we came out victorious in the end and got to wear whatever color we wanted.

Raven hair done in twirls,

the perfect girl.

but it was not meant to be

for she loves man not maid such as me

Story Prompt

A guy is hitting on this girl and she tells him she is a lesbian, so he does the straight guy thing of saying "But if you never slept with a guy how do you know you're a lesbian?" and the girl replies with " go sleep with a dude to prove your straight then." to show him his argument is stupid. But, he says " Fine, but you have to sleep with a guy too." the girl not believing him agrees. a week later he comes up to her and goes " fuck you." the girl is surprised he showed up and asks why he is so angry. Only to find out HE ACTUALLY DID IT, he slept with another guy and has found out he is bisexual. and he Is so mad. after rambling about it he asks if she filled her side of the bargain she is laughing so hard she is crying. when she says she thought he was kidding he is pissed. so now they are kind of friends as she teaches him about queer culture and how to find a partner.

Update:

Dragon snails have been acquired, meet Hood Shadow and Pharoah.

So I just got back for summer camp, and I just need to know why DAVE STRIDER was one of the camp directors?