Dream: When Do You Want To Bond?-

This is way more funny when you realize that Eels could change their gender-

Baby MC: Papa!

Azul: ...

Azul: Did this thing just called me "Papa"?

Jade: *chuckles* So it seems.

Baby MC: *looks at Jade* Mama!

Jade: ...

Floyd: BWAHAHAHA!

Jade and Azul: *frowns*

Azul: Look, child. We're not your parents and it's quite impossible in fact.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* No! You Papa! You Mama! *pointing at them*

Azul: Okay... *he's getting pissed*

Azul: Who is this then? *pulling Floyd*

Baby MC: Uncle Floydie!

Azul: ...

Jade: ...

Floyd: ...

Floyd: Oh no.

Riddle: So you're telling me... *tries to stop himself from laughing*... that you and Jade have a child?

Azul: Listen, Riddle. That child knows us and even called Floyd "Uncle Floydie" with no hesitation.

Jade: I don't see why we would be married though. Azul's not even my type.

Floyd: Hey, guys. Check this out. *holding Baby MC upside down*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Azul: Floyd! You little!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'll try reporting this to the headmage. For the meantime—pft.

Riddle: Enjoy your family reunion.

Nightmare, pets Blue's head with a tentacle: indeed I have, and I must say, I love the gift, Horror

Dust: who made sure that you didn't eat-

Lust: Farm and I did

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Cross: Nighty and Dreamy are mine Kills-

Dream: oh here we go-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

LOOK I could go on for HOURS about the Leech twins making cat noises, Im an expert-

THEN BY ALL MEANS GO AHEAD!

The Leech Twins making cat noises is L I F E

Misery x CPR meme in a nutshell-

living his best life (ain't about Cross) ♪

Haha, I doubt that I'll have someone crushing on me, but, whateves.

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