I Love You Speed Weed

Breadon Urie

no one:

people on ao3: heres the nastiest shit youve ever fucking seen. the tags and description are in excruciating and disturbing detail as well,

Reblog if you think “Megamind” deserves a sequel (Or if you really love DreamWorks movies)

Squidward's had enough with spongebob

Spittin straight facts

Me every time Polnareff is on screen: “He’s got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol tonhongerekoogers. The biggest bonkhonagahoogs. Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.”

@ disney y’all were supposed to make him old and ugly!!! i am NOT going to be able to sit in that theater for two and a half hours and hear this jafar talking to that dumbass parrot and say shit like “oh i love how your nasty little mind works” because ill have to get up and leave im not gonna be able to do it

In China Sony marketed Venom as a "perfect boyfriend" and the posters look like this

Weenie man nightcore

OH I DROPPED MY MAMA'S MEATBALLS

OH MAMA

Y’all can’t tell me he isn’t the best villain