Idk Man The Nervous System Makes Me Kinda Nervous

I think all men and trans men should take a class about toxic masculinity and how to prevent doing/being it because even if you make fun of it and tell yourself your not gunna be toxically masculine, You Just Might Catch Yourself Doing It. (From personal experience. Unlearning is hard)

I disagree. That shit is NOT a spectrum, it is Point A and Point B, and 95% of the time im stuck on whichever point wont let me think of a coherent sentence 😭🙏

Got my period on the ides of march. Et tu, vagina?

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

I want crows, but like, not ones that will steal your food. Or maybe they could steal your food, but you out out a bird feeder or a lile of gems for them to take from so they dont take your food. Or maybe you make a decoy farm just for them. I want little crows that scream at you at random intervals and bring you things if you're nice to them. Like allays but sassy.

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

The universe, methinks.

Guy Fieri and Oscar Wilde reside on the opposite ends of a spectrum. I don't know what the spectrum is, but one of them is in the one extreme end and the other is in the other extreme. I don't know how or why.

Okay can i be honest here? I really hate it when people say this. Some do. Very few. I got one of the very few. My managers son is a straight trans man, and is one of the craziest, kindest ladies I've ever met.

I work at a ren faire, and in my first year, i didnt have any garb to wear that wasnt fem (im trans masc) so when i got the company provided uniforms (they were trash) my manager noticed i didnt have a belt. What did she do? Asked her son who previously worked the faire if i could borrow a belt. She came back with a belt and said "here, my son said you can keep it, he doesn't use his stuff much any more :)"

And this belt has been my day to day belt every day since then. That was 3 years ago.

Another instance was relatively recently, where i had my sr prom. I didnt have anything masc to wear. So what did she do? Asked her son if he'd be alright with me borrowing his clothes, and he was. I ended up being able to find everything i wanted through thrifting. Her son even wants to go thrufting some time!

And if i see ANYTHING saying the ren faire isnt a real job because it's only during the weekend or some other bs BECAUSE IT IS and i would claw my way through for that statement and my manager and her son and my whole work team because theyre all so lovely and nice.

if you donate money to ao3 but refuse to bother with gazans' gfms you should be aware of the fact that you're a walking talking piece of shit

Just a few seconds ago

I remember

Life seemed so grimm

So dark

So mean

Until i told you the truth

And we changed

We changed things together

Just between us

And the world

With your kindness

Grew brighter

I coudnt see the sun

Until i talked to you

I couldnt see the clouds and how they drfited

So soft and wistfully

Until you made me smile

You whisked me away

So unknowingly

From the darkness ive surrounded myself with

And it wasnt until then

That i saw how beautifully the blue sky was

And that i remembered

How the clouds reminded me of your dress

The dress you wore when we first met

Ill never forget

Not that day

Not that dress

Not you

Not ever.