You're Cute And It's Wednesday

They look nice >:(

Deadly Snakes

Sorry, extra anger was added and I needed to reblog again, I'll just repeat myself with more anger: Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too, multitrillionaire undeserving, arrogant, ignorant, my little cousins are looking over my shoulder and I will not say the word I am thinking-)

I don't like being advertised at

I'm gonna be the BEST DAD

I can't wait to be a dad.

Tres urber? 🍔🍔🍔

dink 🥤

I owe trans woman my soul. I was thinking about them and I was inspired

I owe trans men my life

Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too)

I don't like being advertised at

UNCLE RICKKKKKK

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

guy who's heard of water: Should we tell them?

guy who has never heard of water:

you're telling me they invented a beverage that makes you feel good when you drink it? sign me up

I feel I've reached my final form

I collect shiny things and my eyebags are really dark

I'm a raccoon.

I didn't chose fandom life. It chose me. And it whispered in my ear and said "Join a volunteer fire department" "Be an Avenger" "become a Marauder" "You're a demigod by the way" "Ever hear of a satanic triangle?" "Oh my Gods, you're a founding father" "You're literally a dragon tamer" also like a million other things but who has the time