When pro-lifers tell people “If you don’t want kids then don’t have intercourse!” But yet don’t follow their own logic when it comes to abortions. “if you don’t want abortions then don’t have an abortion!”
9 year old me: I wanna adopt when I get older!
Mom: oh, I’m so proud of my daughter, wanting to help less fortunate children by giving them a loving home!
9 year old me: :D
-reality-
9 year old me: I wanna adopt when I get older!
Mother: -laughs- ya, ok.
9 year old me:
I’m s o b b i n g
ok I'm Sorry I blew up the house with my huge sexy mech immsorry I killed that one guy josh or something in so spdry imsos soryyy I didnt meamn to kill killhim is was ab Accident rveryone is semding me anon hate and Harrssimg me i cant stoo cruong a d shanking pleade im sorry
Bb
Have you tried brushing Matts head with a toothbrush?
Brushie brush brush!
God, this is beautiful.
He’s scared bc Tom said “gn” instead of his usual “goodnight” So he decided my immortal by evanescence was the solution (Also it was raining)
- I wish Herobrine was a befriendable, maybe even romanceable character so the player was a little less alone ;-;
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The Victory
Everyone knew this one was coming. Because I am a clown with a thing for this sort of thing. <3