Ship On Stormy Seas (details), 1866, By Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky

“NOOOOOOO”

I will do that, and you can't stop me. I give you a kiss on your non-existent cheek

“PLEASE DO NOT”

“I KNOW”

what flavour is your piss

“Is it you William?”

Kisame: Konan, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Konan: I think-

Itachi: 72 hours.

Kisame: How do you kn-

Itachi: There's a clown behind you.

“You know I liked at Fazbears.Just to walk out with a cup of coffee,have a nice slice of pizza.At that time we had a real doughmaster.Some times,I really miss it”

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

A: have I told you about these two bitches in this place that talk shit      about everybody? B: who? A: you and me.

What's your favorite food?

“Ahh...CAN I HAVE BONELESS PIZZA?”

Found my old logs.You can listen.