i paid komaeda’s english voice actor to read a dril tweet at otakon
Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?
Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.
Requested by Anonymous
“Come on, then! Hit me!”
“Your stance is all wrong.”
“Am I doing this right?”
“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
“Get down and give me 20!”
“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”
“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!”
“Nice punch! Now do it again!”
“You won’t hurt me, I promise.”
“My grip feels off…”
“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?”
“I don’t want to hurt you…”
“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.”
“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”
“Here, you put your feet like this…”
“Relax. I’m trying to help.”
“Can you teach me how to __?”
“God, we stink.”
“Are you doing okay?”
“Are you alright?”
“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?”
“Come on! Another round!”
“You can win this time!”
“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!”
“What are you doing up at this hour?”
“Where did you get that bruise?”
“Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”
i just know stan oscillates between gleeful teasing and actual mortification from his brother's past relationship
To Lance: Anyone you know that can help you? Friends? Family?
Lance: I have seen a human female walking around near here.... Should I see if she'll help me?
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
What did Lance do that was so bad that you want to kill him?
Pepper: he left me..... He promised he wouldn't and he left!
a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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