Tim Gets De-age-beamed And Jason Is Forced To Stay At The Manor Because Timmy Only Wants To Hang Out

AO3 is down… guess I have to write my essay now

OUT BY A TOE. HOLY SHIT.

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

Batman can do anything — and anyone — he puts his mind to

Batman is such a great character NOT JUST because he's technically overpowered as hell but everyone loves that instead of being annoyed by it, but also because this fool is so shippable. He's bitchy enough that he can be coworkers-to-lovers with anyone on the Justice League. He's a control freak. He's a trust fund baby. He's a bit of a slut. He's a dad. He can change his personality at will but at his core he's a troll and a hater. Literally something for everyone.

EMERYVILLE, CA—Announcing that the beloved widower from Up would return to screens this weekend, Pixar Animation Studios confirmed Tuesday that its newest short film featured Carl Fredricksen finally ready to fuck everything in sight. “Fans flocking to movie theaters to see Elemental this weekend will also be treated to a brief sequel to Up in which Carl embarks on a whole new adventure: attempting to have sex with anything and anyone with a heartbeat,” said Pete Docter, Pixar’s chief creative director, who unveiled a trailer for the short in which the elderly character is seen at a nightclub making out with a woman half his age, while his faithful canine companion, Dug, calls out, “My master is horny!”

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Looks like AO3 is back. Thank gods for that

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

Full moon above the Acropolis in Greece.