Oh No. MAGA Is Mad That The NYT Shared The Names Of DOGE Staffers. Don’t Share This! Would Be A Shame

anyone else get an idea for a book then you end up just. having so much lore u need to write or come up with. lmk i am struggling

ok. i’m about to reveal some real embarrassing shit.

i’ve never seen beetlejuice (1988) before- bible belt shit u know how it is. i was so excited to turn it on especially because i recognized so many names and also bc this movie is iconic so i knew my queen winona ryder would be on there. i didn’t know alec baldwin was in this movie but i like 30 rock and he is an impeccable trump.

BUT WHEN WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME ALEC BALDWIN WAS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT ?!?!?!?!?! i always liked him but the things i know i would do to this man (younger him)now………… im losing my mind over this

Things worn down by people.

they’re raising my rent and i don’t want to be stupid online but i want to post a picture of the letter they sent out

because they sent a graph with the rent prices per month (which were ALL raised from last years’, which was already raised by ~$50) and a little slip with it that offers their customer service and “we hope you remain a valued resident!”

As an added bonus, it would be cool if you told me your answer + your general place of residence. If you spent most of your life somewhere you currently don't live, tell me where you come from. You can be as specific as the state/province you live in or as unspecific as "eastern US."

I also encourage non-Americans to answer because I'm interested in what others feel is the better name/what they've heard Americans call it.

yellowjackets fans who don't fuck with taivan are the weakest links. you all will see two skinny feminine white girls stand next to each other and wax poetic about how much they mean to each other and their beautiful homoerotic longing but the moment there's a canonical lesbian relationship between a black woman and her butch girlfriend suddenly you don't give a fuck. "Oh, but tai cheated on her wife.." THEY EAT PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE ALL MURDERERS!!!! WHY ARE WE POLICING THEIR MORALS SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE TOXICITY LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

"Heard you were looking for me."

"Jesus fucking— I thought you weren't trying to kill me anymore!"