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this is the best day of my entire life

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!

Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

being raised conservative is so funny to look back on. like it’s not but the arguments they made are and finding the holes in them is great. like my old pastor used to talk ab how gay people got divorced more- i guess encouraging ppl to divorce their partners (unbiblical) or to continue being gay w their partners (unbiblical). like dude if u think about that for more than 10 seconds ur gonna shit urself realizing by your own standards you are encouraging people to “sin” either way and both are considered taboo sins within the church. the bible belt is so fucking stupid everything is like this down here

living in TX is so disheartening like i have to work my ass off to afford anything much less anything fun

but also TWO employees i have within the past week have been kicked out/cut off from their families by their parents. and as someone who also got kicked out what the fuck?? both of their parents likely voted for abbott, as did mine, and it just makes me wonder like why is this their decision?

why have these parents decided that their child is wrong, and the best way to make them realize is to send them out with no support in any form, hoping they either guilt themselves out of it or… what? nearly die from homelessness or financial strain and just show back up, weary and exhausted? i’ve been worried that my mom was right sometimes despite me KNOWING she isn’t, because that’s just how deep family and guilt runs in the bible belt i guess. seeing it happen to other people breaks my heart especially because i am in no place to give them everything they need but lord do i want to, because this is the bleakest i’ve felt in awhile. anyway anyone else having a hard time living in texas lol

The Atlantic

It Was an Ambush

Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.

Trump and Vance really put the tyrant in tantrum, didn't they? Pathetic. Weak, cowardly, sniveling little bullies is all that they are.

I understand that I'm just one person who voted against all of this. I understand that this is just my Tumblr thingy. I understand that when the history of this is written, I will not even be a footnote.

But it is still important to me to go on the public record: The way Trump and Vance treated the President of Ukraine was despicable. It was a betrayal of an ally that is fighting for its very existence. As an American, I am disgusted with the rulers of my country. I am disgusted with their supporters, who ought to be ashamed of themselves.

To the people of Ukraine, I am so sorry. 75 million of us did everything we could to stop this. but there is a white supremacist cancer in America's blood, and the 2024 election confirmed that it has metastasized. For what it's worth, I stand with you, as I stand against the tyrants who disrespected your president today.

i updated my bio so i look like a person but man like idk what else to put. i’m a whore for the majority of art, whether music or film or actual art or books, i’ve got a lot of Adult things going on but i feel 13 mentally sometimes, i take myself too seriously and don’t at the same time, and i get a lot of criticism on run on sentences. all this to say how the fuck do i compress the many one-liners that immediately come to mind that are like 2014 tumblr-esque and a true indicator of my unfortunate humor! i do not, that is how

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this