Amazing How People Can See Someone Say Love Is The Meaning Of Life And Be Bitter About It. As Someone

The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

And then,

They kissed and lived happily ever after.

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

telling starving tgirls who complain about no hrt gains to "eat like a teenager" is slightly incorrect; in a sense, she already is eating exactly like a teenage girl. tell her to eat like a healthy teenager

David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misato when Shinji or Asuka runs away again.

Writing Prompt #2521

"Aren't you thrilled to have us all back by your side?"

"It really hurt our feelings when you left us."

"This time we'll be better about not letting you get away."

One of the most beautiful places I know

Can someone make this with Fuck me so I can annoy my boyfriend with it :3

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway