Thing I Heard My Siblings Say:
Thing I heard my siblings say:
"trash goes in the burn pile and food goes in the compost. Pick which one you are!"
“Your first scout assignment: Go into the forest, find a person, and burn them alive!”
“Welcome to Hell! We’ll roast you but first you need to have muscle... Welcome to your personal Hell. EXERCISE!!!!!”
“You can’t simp for a 20-year-old emotionally stunted emo with daddy issues. He’s just the genderbent version of you in 5 years.”
“Welcome to Femboy Hooters!” “You cant work there, you don’t have abs.” “I can steal them from the football team.”
“I want your KnEEcAps!” “I already sold them on Ebay”
Younger Brother to the older brother: YB:“are you going to the bathroom?” OB:“yes” YB:“Cool”-proceeds to run out of bedrom with pants half on- OB:”No!”
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FULL Episode "Avatar: The Last Airbender" Unaired Pilot! ⬇️ | Avatar
It's hidden from searches but here's the atla unaired pilot if anyone wants to watch it
name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?
obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
Quick sketch from tonight https://www.instagram.com/p/B9slwWpDnXnZnmB3chpJhHOBLSHshTVPmix9C40/?igshid=oaxnafoegnfu
I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…
Socks are condoms for our feet.
and shoes are the vagina
Steve Rogers Headcanon
Guys!!! What if Steve rogers only hypes up patriotism because he thinks he still had to do it. Like he was the army's circus monkey and when he got out of the ice no one told him he could give up the act?!!!!!!???!? Like this is how I ok machine that convo going
Steve: (something patriotic)
Tony: why are you so goddamn pro-america all the f-ing time
Steve: it's my job!?!!!?????
Tony: Wha?
Steve: I was hired by the gov. to increase patriotism. I thought you knew this?
Tony: you know youre not still getting payed right?
Steve: Really? Great! F*ck america!!!! (Begins blasting American Idiot by Green Day)
Bucky: (shows up out of literally nowhere) *starts singing*
Steve: Bucky? where did you come from?
Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?
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