Hell Yeah There Was A Carlos

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

more of this tomfoolery at 3 in the morning

happy 4/13, again

homestuck has been around for 13 slutty, slutty years

I spent like 3 hours on this

my hot take about homestuck is that describing the plot is incredibly easy (several others have done this, so i won’t on this post), it’s the STRUCTURE of homestuck that’s impossible to explain simply

and THATS why homestuck references are the most batshit confusing things ever. because they aren’t about the fairly simple plot, theyre about the weird amalgamation of computer coding, chess, billards, zodiacs, fucking LUCKY CHARMS, etc that make up the building blocks of the background elements that barely have anything to do with the core plot

it’s one thing to say homestuck is about 4 friends that play a game at the end of the world to try and design a new world, it’s another to explain why betty crocker is a pisces alien fish dictator that takes the place of the black queen in the third intergalactic chess game of the series

PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE HAPPY:

Karkat

KARKAT

KARKAT

KARKAT 

KARKAT VANTAS

KARKAT VANTAS

KARKAT VANTAS

smash bros ultimate murial commercial but with

that one part in megalovania