This Human Shit Hard I Shoulda Been A House Cat

One of the things I think the fandom doesn't get about Fyodor at all is his massive savior complex.

He doesn't have a god complex.

He sees himself as humanity's savior who is acting on the desires of a higher power (God) and somehow that is even more terrifying to me.

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Help it’s 2am and I have school in a few hours and I can’t fall asleep bc I just read the best smau ever LSJZKSKDK

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nostalgic ( 🎧. )

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our abyss な

𝑤ho is he ﹖

𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗅 :⠀ クス. ♡

📹 under the arts.

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i hate mischaracterizing characters, so for anyone who wants these, here are some facts/implied info about characters:

isagi is a loner and often skips out on parties and social events. this is because of how shy and awkward he is around other people and loud environments. (light novel, implied in the manga)

it’s impossible for nagi to hate anyone. even if someone is constantly making him work hard or taking his phone and games away, he is always calm and a pacifist. (egoist bible, implied in the manga)

rin is extremely kind and emotional under his stoic and emo exterior. he gives foreign tourists extremely detailed directions and is implied to be a good captain. (light novel, implied in the manga)

rin is also academically stupid in everything other than english. this is because he’s dead set on being a soccer player and therefore sees no point in any class other than english. (light novel)

karasu loves anything he finds special. he thinks that even rin and isagi are mediocre even though their blue lock’s number one, but he had a childhood crush on the only person he found special, a girl named marissa. (egoist bible)

sae doesn’t realize that he’s rude or has any malicious intent when he’s being an asshole. he just says what’s on his mind, no matter how mean or blunt. it’s confirmed that he does have friends, so he’s probably not always like this. (egoist bible, manga)

"𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡"

dating rumors immediately started going around after influencer and model! reader and pro soccer player! isagi yoichi had taken a picture together at one of the athlete’s recent matches. 

of course, it all started with isagi admitting on an interview with a popular late night show host that his celebrity crush was you. after all, he loved how you laughed a lot in your videos, and also had a wonderful smile. not to mention you were drop dead gorgeous, no wonder why you were the face of popular designer brands like van cleef, louis vuitton, christian louboutin, and chanel! 

the two of you began talking after the clip went viral and caught your attention (you had been tagged thousands of times by your fans, a lot of them in ship edits of the two of you). however, it was nothing more than friends until the athlete invited you to his soccer match against the infamous manshine (manchester) city. 

isagi’s team proudly claimed victory thanks to his many assists and final goal, but it seemed that the sole picture of the two of you that you posted on your instagram went more viral than the football club’s win. 

both you and isagi’s PR teams were stressing about what to do with the media, and it didn’t help that you replied to a comment saying “i sense a WAG 🤭” with “it’s not like that 😔” to which many people replied: “watch, this won’t age well” and boy were they right

just a month later, isagi had posted a picture of him wearing a clean white-collared long sleeve shirt that wrapped around his muscles well, along with a designer belt and black pants. he appeared to be sitting in a chair, but what caught everyone’s attention was the red lipstick kiss stain left on his neck. the caption didn’t help either: “okay so we’re not just friends”

his fans immediately left to see your page, and your fans immediately left to see his page after your instagram post: a picture of you with a black dress and white bag, wearing red lipstick, the same shade on isagi’s neck. 

the top comment? “this is what i call a hard launch”

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

a/n: i’m still thinking about when i called my guy best friend ness on accident because his first name is alexis and he looked at me like 😐

header credits go to mendokucha on twitter!

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𐔌 ⋮ feat ⋮ ꒱ isagi yoichi

𐔌 ⋮ genre ⋮ ꒱ fluff

- devoted and loyal partner, that’s it.

- he would help you do laundry, clean dishes, tidy up your bedroom with you. not even because he’s expecting something in return but because it gives him an excuse to be near you (in your safe space) and it counts as acts of service!

- he would put your needs and feelings first. he’d go out of his way to make you happy, even if it means sacrificing his own desires sometimes.

- tried to do that yawning then resting his arm over your shoulder thing but failed miserably (bachira taught him… but didn’t exactly teach him well).

- he’s competitive, even with himself, and that would extent to trying to be the best boyfriend possible. he would always strive to outdo himself in terms of being caring, attentive, and supportive.

- respects your boundaries to the T. you don’t like holding hands in public? he’ll keep his hands to himself. you don’t like rollercoasters? he’ll stay on the ground with you.

- he takes GOOODDD pictures of you and will have you as his lock screen (with your permission).

- isagi’s dedication to soccer might sometimes take a toll on your relationship. his schedule could leave little quality time, so as his partner, you would need to be understanding about his commitment to his beloved sport.

- his analytical side would extent to studying your likes, dislikes, and habits. he would pay close attention to the little things that make you happy and do his best to incorporate those into your life together. small gestures of love and care would be his specialty.

- he would be nervous for PDA, but he would be more open it as time goes if you show that you like it.

- listens to your voicemails if he gets THAT lonely.

- makes an effort to be extra nice and polite to people you care about (e.g. your mother, best friend).

- always sends good morning and good night texts, even if you two are supposed to be arguing or he’s half awake/asleep because you will be getting a random sent of letters before he even THINKS of forgetting.

- very supportive of your goals and dreams and especially if you weren’t raised with a family like his. MATTER OF FACT, they are YOUR family now!

ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ : i don’t know if this is romantic enough… i tried to mix in some serious hc’s with some goofy ones

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