ways to dramatically log back in to hermitcraft after an extended hiatus:
the BdoubleO: spend a week screaming and falling into other hermits' videos to foreshadow your dramatic return
the Keralis: edit a clip from one of your last episodes of season two and then make it seem as if you walked through a nether portal four seasons in the future
the welsknight: snooze in your season six cathedral whilst cub and scar do a magical crystal double act to send cub back in time to retrieve you to the modern day
the ethoslab: get sent to naughty boy, late to the season exile to do hermitcraft catch-up sessions
the mumbo jumbo: log in to your adoring and crying fans rushing to welcome you home (grian and iskall)
the tangotek: bid a dramatic goodbye to the modded villagers that you coded, as they cry and line the way to the nether portal that will lead you back to hermitcraft (someone's gotta go build boombox, after all)
the Docm77: 5 minutes of getting put on blast irl by your wife about your new obsession with tomatoes, before the giant goat statue you built escapes Minecraft to possess you with the endless yearning for the mines, causing you to dramatically exchange hats
the vintagebeef: log in like normal, etho is here. play minecraft with etho :))
the hypnotizd: you're in a branch mine. don't ask questions
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Legends never die, and as such, Jellie will continue to live on in Minecraft and within our hearts until the end of time. It was a pleasure to draw you, Jellie. Have fun playing in the stars.
This file is named “Destruction BREAKDOWN” because of me. It’s me. I’m having the breakdown
"Inej has no personality -" I'm sorry did we read the same book? Are we saying that miss "I like it when beg, but now is not the time" has no personality? Miss "I aint fixing him but if he's open to fixing himself i'l be there for him"? Miss "stole Tante Heleen's diamond"? Miss "made fun of Jesper for having a funny middle name"?
Daily reminder that Kaz is actually just a teenage boy playing at being this really edgy gang leader when in reality he has the humour of a 13 year old
victors
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
put that knife down peepaw PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN-
“Hey, wanna go to the mall today?”
a personal challenge to see how many characters/references I could fit into one picture, could definitely still do more!
Edit-For everyone asking how long it took, 2 weeks of planning and a little less than month to draw/edit (I work fast)