@stockholm1996
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what bllk boys do when you ask them to cut/peel fruit.
⟢ including ... isagi yoichi, barou shoei, reo mikage, itoshi rin
⟢ notes ... fluff, mentions of knives, mentions of food, picky-ish reader (barou)
ISAGI YOICHI
makes it his life mission to make sure he does it as perfectly as he can.
he takes three minutes to cut his first slice. then, he spends decades trying to eyeball around the same size, and it ends up being so off.
overthinks it so much. he'll be cutting an apple into slices, and one of them comes out as a square. why? he thought you'd rather have bite sized pieces, and this one was "too big".
you can tell he's beating himself up in his head about it because he can't even look you in the eyes when he serves it to you.
please reassure him cutting fruits is not that serious </3
BAROU SHOEI
you don't have to ask, he's forcing you to eat them.
at least once a day he scolds you about your poor eating habits. you want something sweet? well, he'll give you something sweet. fruit.
if you're particularly reluctant, he'll cut things up in the most extravagant ways possible. even just one grape is too pretty to eat because how did he even make it rose shaped with such a massive knife?
he gives up.
when he serves you fruit, the slices are perfect. no blemishes, no odd cuts, all even sizes, picture perfect. you don't even need to inspect each slice because they're just that perfect.
REO MIKAGE
is already cutting fruit for you before you even ask.
it's almost instinct whenever the two of you end up having a conversation in the kitchen. he doesn't stop talking, just preparing a bowl of mixed fruits with all of your favourites at the same time. he's probably got his house stocked up with everything that you like.
if he knows you're eyeing a piece of fruit because you can't wait, he doesn't hesitate to hold up a chunk that he just cut, feeding it to you.
if you don't want it, he'll make you take it anyway. not only is it healthy and refreshing, but also hydrating; you need to eat some.
ITOSHI RIN
always gives you a funny look when you ask.
like he'll do it, but why him?
is suspiciously good at peeling oranges. he could be ripping the thing apart and it'll come out smooth with no piths sticking to it. that's true skill.
if he really wanted to, he could squeeze one with his bare hands and make juice. (copied from sae) he did it once in summer because you were dying for some "nice, fresh orange juice", and your eyes were basically begging him to do the thing.
honestly he'd rather just give you a bowl of small berries and grapes instead of going through the process of cutting fruit.
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