Me As A Writer

I think honestly all Cas would have to do to get Dean to confess to him would be to wear a full cowboy outfit. Like. We all know Dean has a kink for that and we saw the way he reacted when Cas was in the cowboy hat and did the cowboy voice. Man swallowed to try and stop himself from swallowing Cas- *Gunshot*

But Istg all Cas would have to do is just show up to the bunker wearing one of those pants with the gun pockets in them and like have some dirt on his face and Dean would just stop working on site.

These ones:

If a scruffy Cas with his signature sex hair just showed up wearing these with a hat and holding an old-timey hand gun, then I whole heartedly believe that Dean would start humping him on the spot. Like a Chiwawa in heat, ya get me?

HOLY SABRIEL-

So we obviously know that Sam and Gabe would 100% have their shit together better than destiel, like they would just be more comfortable and open together compared to the mess that are Cas and Dean expressing their feelings.

BUT! Headcanon that when Sam and Gabriel first started their relationship they both went through their Cas and Dean phase of being openly really in love with each other but being all awkward and shit at showing it.

So like Gabriel would show up at the bunker and be himself with Cas and Dean but the second that Sam walks into the room he's just- a mess. Making really bad jokes that Dean is like "That was worse than your normal stuff, u alright?", his invisible wings are all flustered and puffed up which Cas sees and just squints at gabe the entire time he's there.

Then when he leaves, they were like "well that was weird, hey Sam did you notice how Gabe-" and they turn around to see Sam blushing and has the dopiest smile on his face. He stops when Dean and Cas stare at him and is like "what?" to which Dean proceeds to pester him all afternoon about whats going on between them and Sam just keeps denying everything and stumbling over his words as he escapes to do "Research"

I would just like to say that I do not simply just fall back into my Midam brain rot and infatuation.

Jake Abel himself slowly rises from his cave in the ground and carefully grips me by the cankles and drags me back into the pit with the rest of my mutuals as we all consume and share our endless insanity over them repeatedly together<3

idk if anyone has done it yet but i had this really weird thought a few days ago about adam milligan’s story as a character. he’s nobody to the main plot, has two in some way evil half-brothers who have main character syndrome, his mother died when he was young, and he ends up with a prince at the end of the story. you know who else was nobody to the main plot, had two evil half-sisters, etc? cinderella. my dude adam milligan is a disney princess. argue with the wall

No but seriously, this scene.

Its driving me insane that Adam was so ready, he was just so willing to become Michael's vessel that even Zacariah was like "Huh?"

And yeah, I know he was just excited to get his mother back but still he's smiling. All after being told that he literally won't be in control of his body during the fucking apocalypse and his physical body will be fighting the actual devil and he's still smiling for Michael!!!

Someone else please chip in and use better words to describe this because rn I'm currently incoherent and need to be sedated.

Genuinely believe they'd start barking if someone got too flirty or touchy with their cat-coded boyfriends <3 Then just smile and nuzzle them close like nothing ever happened, meanwhile Sam and Cas are like "TF was that???"

If the fandom agreed with me on the idea that it does not matter what they look like they'd act like in a relationship, Dean & Gabriel would follow their boyfriends Castiel & Sam like dogs and absolutely would follow them any time they leave a room no matter why. Gabriel would even whine if Sam was going to the bathroom and didn't let him in. Dean would hover if Castiel made food and practically beg for some. Like he'd start doing tricks.

Can the world agree with me I think this'd be a nice little tidbit

Happy Holidays from me in Australia where it’s hot as balls rn!!!🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎁✨🎁✨🎁✨

Wishing all you fellas, chicks, beings of the unknown, and other people currently alive at this moment a good holiday season with cheer, love, and most importantly: Christmas Fics💪💪💪

I’m begging everyone to go back and re-visit the s1e15 “If Wishes Were Horses” on ds9 because oh my god-

Julian’s whole part in the episode is his crush on Jadzia but there’s a scene early on at like 10 minutes where everyone’s imaginations come to life and the whole scene is with him and imaginary Jadzia waking him up and kissing him and I cannot listen to the way he’s whining and whimpering into the kiss without imagining a garashir situation swap where Garak’s the one who runs his hands through Julian’s hair and kisses him non-stop and being all seductive and eventually pulling Julian down onto the bed-

And then later the real Garak seeing the imaginary Garak and Julian being very flustered meanwhile he’s just a smug old lizard.

I’m sorry to report that the Danbert virus has come back and infected approximately 93.7% of my brain functions and is rapidly growing.

Doctors are working hard to find a cure but for now the only solution is to see a 4K Ultra HD 4D Surround Sound Graphic Sex Scene Between Daniel Cain And Herbert West Rated NC-17 All Angles Included.

More updates will come but for now anyone else suffering from the Danbert virus has been urged to contact your local tumblr community to receive further treatment.

*Crashes through your fucking window* MIDAM HEADCANONS CAUSE I HAVE INSOMNIA!!!!🤘🤘🤘 (Warning: Some Nsfw)

Michael LOVES roughhousing as a form of showing love because it reminds him of how he used to play fight in heaven with his siblings, when he did it with Adam for the first time and knocked him onto the floor he was scared because he thought that Adam would be scared of him but Adam just smiled and laughed and he was ecstatic!

Adam’s a cuddler. My personal take is that neither of them start out cuddling, they’ll go to bed a comfortable distance away each other but still close enough to know that the other one is there (Abandonment issues) (Maybe there like facing each other?) And then by morning Adam is completely on top of Michael, borderline smothering him with his limbs octopus style. Meanwhile Michael just stays stiff as a board repeating Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up DON'T FUCKING- Over and over again in his head as Adam just tucks and nuzzles his face into his neck

Michael never understood the concept of human pleasure. Or more specifically how it felt. He only knew how it was supposed to happen cause that’s all he had been taught and of course during his ‘high and mighty’ days he would never want to watch the earth monkeys go at it, so he just didn’t care. That is until he focused on Adam’s pleasure. I personally believe that they had their whole soul-sex thing going on for a while but at one point Adam asked Michael if they could try it the human way, obviously Michael said yes and he tends to all of Adam needs immediately. But about halfway through Michael notices an overload of hormones in Adam brain and so he’s like “Adam? are you okay?” And Adam just lifts his head with the most Lust-filled zoned-out half-lidded eyes and is like “…huh?” While panting heavily. Michael now understands human pleasure.

Michael is obviously very protective of Adam. I mean he offers to smite anyone that bumps into Adam too harshly on the street. But he's especially protective around other beings that aren't human and could potentially do serious harm to Adam (Demons, other angels, etc.) This all comes to a head when Adam tags along for one of Michael's meetings in heaven. They decided that Adam would look around while Michael did his work and when his meeting was over he'd come find Adam and take them both home. Michael hadn't given a second thought because its Heaven, its his Home, of course Adam would be safe. But when Michael was finished and went searching for Adam he saw a group of younger angels - who had never visited earth and rarely seen humans - holding Adam upside down and prodding him with their wings and limbs while Adam looked visibly uncomfortable but obviously wasn't able to stop the giant angels. Michael R A G E D and seized Adam back as he basically screamed at the group of angels leaving them shaking and cowering behind their primary feathers, all that stopped him from smiting them was the fact that Adam pulled on his feathers and asked to go home, and of course Michael supplied. So, its a pretty well known fact amongst all angels that when the prince of heaven returns with his human that you - under absolutely no circumstances - go anywhere near Adam, not that Michael would ever let you considering he now holds Adam tightly to himself with a minimum of 17 eyes watching him at all times.

They binge watch terrible medical shows with vastly different opinions, Adam finds it fun to point out the medical inaccuracies and laugh at the stupid drama while Michael finds it horrifying as he learns about how many terrifying diseases humans can develop, his grace hold onto Adam a little tighter than usual when they watch, the only reason he keeps watching is because Adam enjoys it and he can't say no to those eyes.

Michael gets lost in pleasure when he and Adam are intimate and he sometimes snarls and growls deep and all angel like. He trys not to because it might freak out Adam. It does freak out Adam, but in a good way :)