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#1 song is Monster... can you tell Zombie Matt is literally the loml?

god was truly playin when he decided to make me disgustingly attracted to straight men.

wna play eiffel tower? 😅

i am lackingggg lol 😭

i had great big plans for this acc and im already fumbling even though i just started 🕺🕺

although I do have a few short and sweet ideas........................ 😈

Absolutely terrible drawings but I couldn't stop thinking about monster/zombie Mattttt omgggg😭😭🙏🙏🙏 (plus other silly drawings I've done)

This idea was the main thing that got me thru school today :'3

😃😃🫠😃😃😄😁😁😆😆😊😚😆😆 I'm so normal about this actually (I'm not i will throw up)

could you write a headcanon about zombie chris next pleaseee 😭😭🙏

zombie!chris hcs

matt ver here

zombie!chris who… unlike matt, can speak coherently and moves at a normal speed; some zombies adjust better than others

“dude, get over here, fucking sloth,” he’d mumble, walking over to his less cognitive brother who was staggering behind and dragging him along

zombie!chris who… is literally just zed from zombies. the same charming attitude and everything.

“you know you look delici- gorgeous,” he’d slip up with that sly smirk

“shut up.”

zombie!chris who… is great at keeping you two a secret. if your parents or siblings come to your room, he’s immediately in the closet or under the bed

but being the loud fucker that chris is, he’d always make a noise or two

“what was that??” your dad asked mid conversation, his eyes darting to your closet

“just.. shoved a bunch of boxes in my closet.. guess one of them fell,” you laughed nervously

zombie!chris who… is hyperactive as fuck. like the mf doesn’t crash until maybe 6 in the morning.

which means all night he’s bugging you or tossing and turning in bed

or doing what he’s best at, yapping

“yeah- and so when i was alive i would-”

“shut the fuck up,” you cut him off sleepily.

zombie!chris who… loves grossing you out and watching you squirm.

whether it’s telling you a gross (after)life experience or telling you a fun fact about himself

“you know my insides are rotting, right, ma?”

“EEEWWWW-”

zombie!chris who… can’t resist making a zombie joke. ever, not even when you need to focus.

“i’ll eat your brainnnn” he sang, poking your side

“no you won’t,” you huffed, annoyed that your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you alone while you tried to complete your homework.

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zombie!chris who… carries that zombie joke trait to the bedroom

“who needs brains? i got this pussy right here…” he mumbled against your dripping core as he sloppily lapped against the flesh.

zombie!chris who… LOOVVEEESS to shame you about being with a zombie, no real harm behind it though

“such a filthy fucking girl, letting a monster use you like this,” he spat, smirking down at you

you just whimpered around his cock, trying to fit as much as you could into your mouth.

zombie!chris who… is definitely an ass guy, slapping it every chance he gets, clothed or not, and absolutely loving the red marks that come with it

zombie!chris who… can’t shut the fuck up, even in the bedroom

“gonna fill you up, ma, okay? godddd- you’re so fuckin’ tight- shit, baby..”

“yeah, take me just like that.. love those sounds you make.. oh god..”

“keep those pretty eyes on me, okay? god- keep lookin’ at me like that- so fuckin’ sexy..”

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TY FOR READING!

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UH OH WHATS THIS?? MY MAIN ARTERIES ARE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE??? OH I SURE HOPE THERE IS NO ONE THAT WILL WANT TO BITE ME THERE AND SUXK ALL THE BLOOD OUT OF MY BODY😇😄😄😁😅😅😃😚🤗🤗😁😄

I SWEAR MY PANTS WERE ON WHAT'S HAPPENING

I Made a Zombie!Matt playlist and a pintrest board because I'm insane and so fully obsessed with hin😍😊

As of right now I can't get myself to write but I REALLY want to IM ITCHING TO I MUST WRITE ABOUT THE LOML😉😁😄😆😇😇😊🤗🤗😄😄😁😆😃

✮⋆˙ WELCOME 2 MY MIND ˙⋆✮

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My special interests are Movies/film, Sociology & psychology and Quackity :33 PLS talk to me about these things!!

I like a lot of different media so don't be surprised if I switch fandoms sometimesss lol

I am into a lotta concerning things so if I get a lil too freaky and you don't like it just scroll and continue on with ur day thank uuu

I loooveeeee making playlists and Pinterest boards about the things I like and AUs I've made so if u wanna follow them i would greatly appreciate itt!!!

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