ABSOLUTELY DEVOURING THIS HOLY SHIT I love him and need him🫶🫶🫶🫶
need more smutty headcanon things about zombie matt 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
SFW
zombie!matt who… definitely has no concept that he is NOT allowed to be seen by your friends or parents
like he will insist on coming to a family party or something
“matt, you’re DEAD, babe.”
“…oh”
zombie!matt who… is a sucker for cuddles, and in a subby way. like he needs his head between your thighs or resting on your chest to survive.
and since he’s so sluggish and his brain is LITERALLY rotting, he doesn’t really have the urge/power to get up
“you’re squishing me, baby.”
“mm…. no.”
zombie!matt who… will talk about the way he died, but you still don’t understand, since his speech is always so slurred and slow.
“…the… c’ash”
“the what? cash?? like money?”
“..noo”
and speaking of speech, zombie!matt insists you don’t give him speech lessons, but you try anyways
“can you roll your tongue like this? to say ‘r’? rrrruh?”
“..’uh”
“..good job”
zombie!matt who… would wake you up in the middle of the night to take you somewhere
“where are you taking me?” you asked groggily as he dragged your hand through the woods in the dead of night
he’d answer with a grunt or two, pulling you into a old looking graveyard and pointing at a worn down gravestone, reading “matthew bernard sturniolo.”
“holy shit, bernard??” you teased in your sleep induced state.
“ngh… shut.. up”
zombie!matt who… definitely has some problems with his body parts falling off occasionally & needs you to sew them back on.
“hold still and let me sew your goddamn ear on.”
“ouch” he grunted as he squirmed in your grip, dodging to avoid the needle.
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NSFW
speaking of body parts falling of, zombie!matt has definitely had a few times where he’s gone too rough and was in an embarrassing situation.
thankfully you taught him to speak enough, and he managed to tell you
“..need.. help.”
“with what.”
“..sew it back?”
yikes, his dick.
zombie!matt who… goes agonizingly slow because he’s a sluggish zombie, and you hate and love it at the same time
zombie!matt who… prefers you to ride him, you both prefer it since neither of you can handle how unnaturally slow he is
zombie!matt who… also has no concept of volume control, because again, he doesn’t really know or care enough that your parents can’t know about him
loud grunts echoed throughout the room as you worked your hips, bouncing up and down on his cock
you clapped a hand over his mouth as his nails dug into your back while he gripped your waist
“shut the fuck up, matt..” you managed to choke out through the ecstasy “my parents.. ngh- gonna hear you..”
“..don’t.. care..” he mumbled against your hand
zombie!matt who… takes his sweet time with you. half because he doesn’t have the capability to go any faster, and half because he enjoys overstimulating you and watching you squirm.
“god- oh god!” you cried out, loud since your parents (thankfully) were at work
you dug your fingers into the sheets as his fingers pumped slowly in and out of you, brushing your g-spot while his other circled your clit slowly
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a/n - this was so fun to write and ILY ZOMBIE MATT
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TAGS (so far, ONE person, PLEASE LOOK AT THE TAGLIST)
@hoes4matthew
Oh I just want to pat zombie Matt on the head and put him in my pocket oh that's my baby💔💔
Once I get my shit together Bed Peace will be written🙏🙏 might take a while tho
These are just some ideas I have stored away and whichever wins will be what comes after You're so Creepy p.3 :DD
Why are Matt and I literally matchingg🤭🤭 (my birthday was before theirs he copied meeee!!)
GO FOLLOW MY BFF!!! THEY ARE SUPER INSANO ABOUT VAMPIRES AND ARE SUPER AWESOMEEEE!!!!!!🫶🫶🫶😍😍🤗🤗🤗🤗
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Oracle ;' she/they/he *;"
- ;'/ vampirism my love 𖦹°★ AUS !! -;* 18 ": ☆⋆。
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Hey heey :3 ty for checking this out😭
random things that I think are important: I'll be writing about mostly baldur's gate 3, the lost boys + twilight but I'm hoping to delve into writing about x-men once I'm confident I wont mess up the lore loll ;D also IWTV
I'm honestly not too sure what I'm hoping for this acc lol - I just thought it would be fun to actually lock in and write shit abt my fave things everr ;)) ty to my pookie spoon for awakening me (ive already got like 10 drafts)
headcannons, fanfictions and maybe some crazy cool fanarts :P
DO NOT get me started on the three metaphors for love --- mostly vampirism :3 (please do)
I have crazy weird obsessions with random men (celebs, characters) (i swear i still like women)
i love music, art, pinteresting lol, VAMPIRESS, fortune telling/witchcraft, men
inbox open for whatever !!
hugh jackman hmu
Anyways - I'll keep this updated for when I figure my shit out loll
creds to all owners of the dividers used
Rip the sturniolo Hyperfixation🙏😖🕊🕊 I sincerely apologise for the unfinished fics that were promised and the many ideas that would have been revolutionary to the bland, neverchanging fandom this is... will I post the minuscule HCs I have for these different AUs? We may never know... will I write for something/someone else? We may never know...🪦
Ding! Bonr!
god was truly playin when he decided to make me disgustingly attracted to straight men.
wna play eiffel tower? 😅
I Made a Zombie!Matt playlist and a pintrest board because I'm insane and so fully obsessed with hin😍😊
As of right now I can't get myself to write but I REALLY want to IM ITCHING TO I MUST WRITE ABOUT THE LOML😉😁😄😆😇😇😊🤗🤗😄😄😁😆😃
Bae drunk asf😭🫶
I need to eat sevika out so bad I'm sorry (not sorry)
Nah this is actually SOOO trruueeeeee!!!!!
which zombie!triplet would be inspired by or close to the zombie song by stephanie mabey??
TELL ME IF THIS MAKES SENSE
monster (dev) - matt
monster (lady gaga) - chris
the zombie song - nick (but the song is his pov)