Everglow - Pirate

being a south asian daughter is bad enough. being the eldest south asian daughter is hell.

things that sound like fake subs but are actually just sunwoo

AHHH YHE WAY IM SO EMBARRASED FOR JULIET BUT ALSO SO PROUDDD XJSKKJASSS-

Miss ma’am really served with that bomb outfit and the lip bite🤪🤪

Poor hongjoong🧍‍♂️

not kid-friendly

juliet’s masterlist

set in late august, 2021

note: the mediocre gif is mine; the text messages between felix and juliet are in english, and the ones between her and chan are in korean

warning(s): a few mentions of butts 😭

summary: in which juliet attempts felix’s viral tiktok.

a/n: you can find a clip of felix’s tiktok here 🤩 felix you go bestie!!!!!

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ONE DAY AGO

oi felix 🐣 [18:05] do it!!!!!!

juliet 🤍 [18:05] ❤️ no ❤️

oi felix 🐣 [18:05] pleassseeeee 🥺

juliet 🤍 [18:05] i embarrass myself enough 🕴

oi felix 🐣 [18:06] are u saying my tiktok was embarrassing 🤨

juliet 🤍 [18:06] not when ur the one doing it :/ u make everything look adorable smh

oi felix 🐣 [18:06] people will love it i promise 🥺

juliet 🤍 [18:06] .

oi felix 🐣 [18:06] juliiiieeettttttttttttttt 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

juliet 🤍 [18:07] fine 🤕 i’ll try it, but if it’s too embarrassing i’m not posting it…i’m only doing this bc i love u i hope u know that

oi felix 🐣 [18:07] 🥰

PRESENT

Juliet sighs as she replays the clip again, though she can’t suppress the fond smile that tugs at her lips at the sight of her best friend… wriggling his hips—for lack of a better term—with a bright grin lighting up his face.

See, it’s not the dance moves that have her stumped, but more so the… unabashed confidence required to pull this off. And she’s a hundred percent certain that there’s no way she could make it look as endearingly adorable as Felix did.

Deciding to finally give it a go, she props her phone against a few books before scooting backwards a bit to ensure that her body from her knees up is completely in frame.

Once she’s certain that she has the right angle, she hits ‘play’ on the screen and starts mimicking Felix’s movements along to the same song. It’s not too shabby for her first try, but the awkward smile plastered across her face definitely doesn’t scream confidence nor cuteness.

Goddammit, Felix.

Scrapping the video with a groan, Juliet begins recording again, this time making sure to control her facial expressions better despite the embarrassment coursing through her veins. To think she thought she could nail this in just one take—it’s just ten seconds of wriggling her hips while doing a 360° turn, how hard can it be?

Very much so, apparently, considering she never accounted for the sheer mortification she’d feel from giving the camera a full view of her butt.

“What the hell are you doing?”

Practically jumping out of her skin at the sudden intrusion, Juliet hastily pauses the recording and saves it to her drafts, head whipping around to find Hongjoong standing in the doorway of the practice room with his jaw dropped as he gapes at her in what could only be described as pure horror.

At least he waited until she was done.

“Oppa, I can explain—”

The leader rubs his temples dramatically. “One day of normalcy from you kids, that’s all I ask,” he mutters, “yet I walk in to find you shaking your ass in front of your phon—wait,” he turns to face her with impossibly wide eyes, “Baek Minyoung, please do not tell me this is meant for Chan. Is this some sort of couples’ trend I’m unaware of?”

Juliet splutters at his far-fetched assumption. He even pulled out the full-name card! “I was literally just following Felix’s TikTok!” she defends, though a coy grin quickly replaces the offended pout on her face, “but thanks for the idea.”

A delighted cackle bubbles out of her at the sight of Hongjoong’s twitching eye and pink-tinted cheeks, looking as though he’s about to burst a blood vessel any moment. “I—I did not need to be privy to that information!”

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding! I’m not gonna send it to Channie. Promise! Though… millions of people will probably see this video, so he’ll see it anyways…”

“Millions? What are you planning to do with it?”

“Uh… post this on our official TikTok?”

Hongjoong taps on the screen of her phone to replay the video before turning back to the girl with a wholly unimpressed expression. “Is this even kid-friendly?”

“It wouldn’t be if I wasn’t fully clothed, but I am,” Juliet deadpans, folding her arms over her chest, “so yes, I’d say this is kid-friendly.”

The deep sigh that leaves the rapper’s lips has her biting back a triumphant grin, and she knows she’s won this time.

“Fine,” Hongjoong relents with a fond roll of his eyes, “but I’m not recreating this if anyone asks.”

Juliet shrugs, tilting her head to the side when she remarks, “Suit yourself, but I personally think you should be taking advantage of that great ass of yo—ow!”

“What I do with my ass is none of your business,” Hongjoong says calmly, massaging his palm while Juliet melodramatically rubs the barely sore spot on her head where he had struck.

“Fair, but you didn’t have to smack more brain cells out of me.”

“Pretty sure there are none left in there anyways.”

“Keep slandering your beloved youngest child like this and I’ll keep you here until you do this TikTok with m—” Hongjoong bolts out the room before she can even finish her sentence.

She swears she’s never seen him run that fast in her life.

“Unnie… can I post this to our TikTok?”

Juliet hands her manager her phone, watching silently as the she plays the final video from beginning to end, then again, and again.

Her manager lets out a halfhearted sigh before looking up at Juliet, who’s innocently fluttering her lashes at the older woman. “Should I even ask?”

The girl opens her mouth to speak, “Uh—”

“Never mind, I’m not sure if I want to hear it,” her manager jokes, chucking at the pout that graces the young idol’s lips, “go ahead.”

“Really?”

“Don’t make me take it back.”

Juliet hits the ‘post’ button quicker than when Hongjoong ran out of the room earlier.

B O N U S

Chan and the others are taking a break from practice when he hears Seungkwan snort loudly. “Yah, come see this,” he says, beckoning the youngest boy over, “your girlfriend’s trending on Twitter again.”

“Juliet?” Vernon muses with an entertained smile, “what did she do this time?”

“See for yourself.”

This garners the attention of some of the others, and they immediately scoot over to get a glimpse at Seungkwan’s phone before loudly guffawing and shooting Chan knowing smirks.

Curious, he makes his way over to Seungkwan, plopping down next to him when Soonyoung moves to make room for him. One look at the video has his eyes almost bugging out of his head; if the hip-shaking wasn’t bad enough, the exaggerated lip bite and wink she added at the end certainly were.

And that’s not even mentioning her outfit or the smug smirk on her face throughout the entire video.

“Oh…”

Vernon snorts, nudging at Chan’s side teasingly. “‘Oh’? That’s all you have to say?”

“To you guys, yes. To her, no.”

channie 🦖💕 [17:36] So…your TikTok……

juliet 🤍 [17:39] What about it? Do you not like it? ☹️

channie 🦖💕 [17:39] No no no, I did. It was certainly…interesting……….

juliet 🤍 [17:39] Will you like it more if I gave you a private performance of it? :]

Chan almost chucks his phone across the room; she so said that on purpose.

juliet 🤍 [17:40] Don’t leave me on read 😭😭 I was joking 😭😭😭 Unless………👁👁

channie 🦖💕 [17:40] No comment

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[ juliet’s outfit bc she indeed chose violence by shaking her ass while wearing this ;) ]

disclaimer: i only made the collage; credits for the original photos go to their respective owners

the girl literally threatened to run over the ps5 if the boy chooses it over her. the ps5's verse is the ps5 pleading for its life. we haven't considered how stressful the situation must be for the ps5 :(

give me a five who has to go to regular school after all this bullshit is done. he would be the school fucking cryptid. the cullen s at forks high but to an extreme degree. he doesn’t talk to anyone, his name is a number, and he always teleports in school but never gets called on it. he talks like he’s 100 and looks like a scrawny beanpole but also broke the hand of that one guy that tried to mess with him. he has his whole table to himself at lunch because everyone’s scared of him. he becomes an urban legend to the whole school. no one ever sees him walking in the halls, but he’s the first person in every classroom. he answers all the questions he’s asked but he never pays attention, always scribbling all over whatever’s in front of him. one girl tried to ask him out once and he just stared at her for a full minute before she ran away. one kid got paired with him for a partner project with him and five took the kid to viktor’s place (because it would be quieter than trying to work in the academy) and no one was there the whole time so people think he’s like a tragic orphan living in an apartment all by himself. the kid went back the next day bc he left something there and the neighbor told him that no one had lived in that apartment for almost three months. he’s top of all the classes but he never participates on anything. he skips school often enough that it becomes yet another thing. he also has his own peculiar eating habits from the apocalypse so people will just watch him at lunch and see him eat like a bite of his sandwich and then tuck it back into his backpack. he’s a man out of time, he’s got no fucking clue what’s going on at all times. he doesn’t know what netflix is or how to work the school-provided laptops but he does know the exact details of several historical events with frightening precision and can do incredibly complicated math problems in his head. the current theory is that he’s an immortal of some kind that ages very slowly and now is trying to live in regular society to avoid suspicion but is failing spectacularly. back to school night comes and people vibrate with anticipation to see what’s gonna happen with him. most people bet he won’t show up but he does, and boy does he. he comes in with five or six adults, depending on who you ask. some one said one of them was allison hargreeves, the movie star. another one was absolutely giant and ripped to the max. they were all teasing and making fun of him for being such a little genius as he got steadily more and more frustrated. one kid swears he heard five threaten to castrate one of them with a rusty melon baller, which most people believe. someone tries to ask him how he knows the massively famous movie star once and he just laughs like a madman in the library for a full three minutes before getting himself kicked out. another person tried to ask which one was his parents and he told them with a deadpan straight face ‘none of them. my mothers a robot and the closest thing i had to a father was a highly advanced chimpanzee.’ when asked how he knew all these people he said ‘i’m a dumbass magnet, apparently.’ he answered no more questions about it ever. there’s an instagram page dedicated to finding out information about him and it gets hacked every other week by someone who will post about how fucking ridiculous the account is and how moronic they are and don’t they have anything better to do with their lives. he talks to himself constantly. just, give me cryptid five in a public high school. please.

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