Smash That Mf Reblog If U Hate Pedophiles

5,000 notes and ill wear this to interactive introverts xx

Everytime someone reblogs this post I’ll send an email to the tumblr staff about the notifications

Come get this dick-fil-a

Come get this dick-fil-a

reblog to loose 15 lbs by the end of July ❤️💙

I FOUND THE SACRED POST

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

THIS IS WHY I’M PROUD TO BE A RAVENCLAW

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

me:  looks at a horse the wrong way

horse:  Oh Fuck!  *breaks all its legs*

LADIES IN FLORIDA PLS

👭 NEW GIRLS WHO LIKE GIRLS TRAIN 👭

If you’re a girl who likes girls reblog this so I can follow you! I want to make new friends! Also follow each other and make friends!🤗

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH