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behold, the wonders of inter-universe video call!
Hello Tumblr! CJ here!
I know I haven't been very active on here and you have my apologies for that but I need your help!
I currently have until April 1st of this year to get a State ID and find a new place to live.
I am disabled and unable to drive so I can not hold a normal 40 hour a week job or get another job that pays more then my current retail position.
So I am opening commissions! If you can not commission, reblog and share this instead! It'll be appreciated!!
Details below the cut!
I will be charging 5 dollars for every 100 words.
Things I will not write:
Pedophilia
Incest
Rape/Non con
NSFW in general
Real person fiction
Things I will write:
Horror
Gore
Whump
Angst
Fandom stuff
OC/Self Insert/Sona stuff (please provide background information for this)
Fluff
Fandoms I'm in:
Malevolent
The Stanley Parable
Welcome to Night Vale
The Magnus Archives
The Magnus Protocol
Slay the Princess
DM me either on Tumblr or Discord at iamhidinginyourcloset
Again, thank you all and it's okay if you can't commission! Just reblog!!
I found your a03 account, through a fanfiction. I know your sins :)))
No you didn't
You see nothing /j /silly
hihihi!! some of you may remember the interest check poll i made a few weeks ago. now that were getting closer to the holidays, its time to finally put this out.
(i encourage you to read through everything before signing up!)
to summarize… each participant will receive the name of another participant, and be tasked with creating a gift for them. the catch is that the gift, and who its for, is intended to be a secret until the gift is given.
for this event specifically, i will be hosting it through a discord server to give me easier access / communication with all participants.
NOV 20 -> sign ups are closed! no more participants past this date will be allowed in
NOV 21 - NOV 22 -> gifts and participants will be distributed
NOV 23 -> buffer day. an extra day added for me to go through and make sure there werent any errors or changes needed to be made to the randomized assignments
DEC 15 -> progress check-in! (no actual progress required to be shown)
DEC 25 - JAN 1 -> posting week! gifts are revealed and given.
all gifts should be kept pg! be extremely mindful of what you include in your gift. additionally, sensitive topics / imagery should be limited to be safe
while i have no actual control over your actions, i encourage people not to spoil their gifts early. its more fun as a surprise!
ocs / aus are allowed to be worked with so long as there are ref sheets + enough information for your santa to work off of
joining the server is required for participation, to make things easier for me to work with.
should go without saying, but- the gifts you create are required to be your own original work. stolen or AI generated gifts are not permitted
have fun with your gifts!! there is no point if your are not having a good time :)
TWO very important steps.
1. fill out the google form!!
make sure to fill in all required spaces!
2. join the server!
both steps are required for your to be added to the participant list! if i see youve completed one without the other (example- filled out the form, but havent joined the discord) i might reach out and poke you about it.
if you have any questions, you are free to ask me here!! or within the server itself, once youve signed up.
i! am very excited for this! hope you are too :)
I wrote this tiny TSP "dialogue" between the Narrator and Stanley for a challenge on Discord a while ago and then forgot about it. Maybe someone of you likes it?
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An important thing
"Stanley, what's going on? Lately your steps seem far more listless than usual." "..." "What does that look mean? Are you cold? Are you hungry? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with human emotions..." "..." "Hmm, so that's not it. Is my story boring you?" "..." "What, that's not it either?" "..." "Okay, three... three words? Stanley, are you going to try charades?" "..." "Alright, I'll do my best. ... Hmm... Box. Bars? Scribble? Fire? Stanley, please don't get frantic now, I really don't understand what's wrong." "..." "Hm, it doesn't seem to work that way..." "..." "What, you want me to follow you?" "..." "Well then, I'll follow you.... A little unusual for me, but oh well. Oh, the meeting room? Aaaah, I get it now Stanley, you want to write down what's wrong!" "..." "Oh dear, your handwriting is dreadful." "..." "Oh, if looks could kill.... I apologise for my words, Stanley. Your writing is beautiful. Really. ... Hmmmm... 'I... It's ma... my... buthdey... birthday...'? Stanley, it's your birthday today???" "..." "That's wonderful! We need to celebrate that! And what would you like? I can put anything you want in my story. There are no limits to your imagination!" "..." "Stanley, what...? Is that really what you want...?" "..." Stanley and the Narrator lay on the floor of the room full of lights. This time the door leading to the fatal staircase was locked. The Narrator first looked at the lights, then glanced at Stanley, who by now had fallen asleep. The Narrator smiled. "Thank you, Stanley."
oh hey! just found out that my mother went to court recently to fight against our VERY shitty scummy landlord and she was very vague about how it went because he somehow won (at the moment, still havi things being processed or. however court works, but he was granted his thing by the big snooty court bitches so yeah.) and we might actually be getting evicted because hes an ass so theres a chance 2025 is the year where we go homeless! fun! keep in mind im just under 18 and am disabled (autism, adhd, tics disorder, something possibly chronic going on i dont know my legs hurt and i use a cane) so... possibly i might be hashtag fucked since the only person who is here for me physically is my Christian mother! fun fact, not as good of a thing as you'd hope or think!
so, uh. since THAT'S on the table — im going to do a VERY shameless plug of my kofi, yet again, since I do think I'll really be needing some money.. YES, despite me getting a wad of cash every month because of my disability claim, I STILL need money! this is the downside of having a very overbearing christian mother who spends your money! so — i come to the gracious planes of tumblr for help since i don't quite fancy poddling about the streets or in cheap hotels in a skint state, especially if i want to save up to move out some day,
THEREFORE — HERE'S MY KOFI!! AGAIN!! IF ANYONE IS WILLING TO SPARE A MERE DIME TO THE CAUSE ID BE EVER SO GRATEFUL, THANK YOU!!
Brother what
@bananatemilkshake Hey! Hey! Hey Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate hey! Banana! Ban! Milk! Hey milk! Bananamilk! Hey! Hey? Hey. Shake! Hey shake! Shake! Shake it off, shake it off~
I would like to go in deep how they gunna talk buuuuuttttt
Also I gave up since one I am pretty much tired rn AND middle-exams bout to kick my ass but *hands up* atleast I'm like half done my mission here 🐎
i saw a video the other day detailing why we see so much about gaza🇵🇸 but not sudan🇸🇩
it comes down to these 3 key differences
while gaza is much bloodier, gaza has journalists reporting daily. as a journalist you will be targeted viciously but it's a delayed risk because the enemy isn't on ground. your enemies are cowards who plot and kill you from afar.
in sudan it's impossible to report anything because the enemy is walking down your street (if not in your house) like rabid dogs. you will be shot on sight. it's an immediate risk. there is no time to capture or comment on anything. whatever information you put out will be your first and last.
in sudan, the updates come from the warring factions filming themselves, not from civilians. and you can imagine the bias and inaccuracy of their egotistical daily vlogs and official statements.
which is why it's more imperative than ever to follow Sudanese creators and journalists who do report on the little information that does come out.
disclaimer: palestinian press also deal with immediate risks when confronted with IDF on-ground.