“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Either I need very clear instructions of how to act or do something, or I don't want any instructions at all

do you hate being told what to do?

No way they are actually playing kahoot during the ice resurfacing

KIMI IS ON POLE?????

HOLY SHIT LETS FUCKING GOOOO

THE BEST DAY EVER HOLY SHIT

Imagine if, while in the zoo, the tributes of the 10th hunger games had spent their time bonding and at some point kinda joked about escaping together? And they all thought out exit strategies and such and even the word they’d use as signal to initiate the plans. They discuss who’s good at what, jokingly dividing tasks between them, with Wovey, Bobbin, and Mizzen getting the task of “stay behind us and don’t die” because they’re the youngest. No one really takes it seriously, they just use the fantasy to escape their horrid reality for a second because it’s nice to imagine all of them can make it out alive, even if they know that’s not the case.

Then the arena bombings happen

Otto and Ginnee probably still die, since they died from schrapnel, but Panlo and Sheaf were far enough away to still be conscious and moving around (that last part is mostly because of adrenaline). Everyone’s caught off-guard, but someone (probably Coral) sees their chance and screams the word they discussed, and all tributes jump into action. Jessup and Lucy Gray still save their respective mentors, but because the tributes are working together the peacekeepers have been taken out so there’s no one to drag them away. Instead, all 21 remaining tributes book it as fast as they can and manage to escape the area before reinforcements arrive. They are now on the run, and cannot show their faces without getting shot on sight, but they’re alive and that’s what matters. Mizzen, Sheaf, and Treech are the best thieves of the group (Mizzen’s small and fast (he was just closer to the snakes than everyone else shut up), Sheaf is described as "a limber little girl", and Treech sneakily stole Dill’s water bottles. That’s my evidence. Also they need more love) and thus go out to scrap together anything that may be helpful.

They, being the overachieving badasses they are, get their hands on futuristic medicine to cure Dill’s tuberculosis faster than the real world ever could and help Hy manage his asthma (because it’s chronic, there’s no way they can find a cure for that just lying around even in the future). I say they’re overachieving, because Sheaf did the back handspring for food, Treech only died because of Lucy’s cheating (still getting 6th(movie)/3d(book) place, and he definitely would’ve killed her and been a real contender for the win if she hadn’t cheated), and Mizzen is 13. A 13-year-old got 5th(book)/4th(movie) place. I rest my case.

They use the newfound supplies to heal their wounds and disinfect them, Jessup doesn’t get rabies because I make the rules here, and things are good. They spend a while utilizing their unique skills to stay hidden until one of two things happen:

1) the mentors, who have gotten quite attached to their assigned tributes, fight for the games to be disbanded and rally the rest of the academy, leading to a better Panem where the Capitol and the districts become a functioning, not-dystopian nation again and everything ends well.

Or

2) the tributes manage to escape the capitol and flee into the woods, letting Lucy Grey lead them to the Covey because ain’t no way they can just go back to their own districts just yet. The covey, being nomadic, is the best place for them to stay until they’ve grown up enough to be unrecognizable from their child selves to anyone who doesn’t actually know them.

Either way, things are better. I wanted to share this because I’m sad that all these wonderful (fictional) children died for the amusement of genuine monsters (and those indoctrinated to believe district people are not people)

Edit because a lot of new people are liking this post: someone wrote it :)

ilia manilin 🥰 i need more head cannons PLEASE

More Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons

- Supporting him at most of his competitions. If you can't make it, he will call or facetime you any chance he gets.

- Can we all agree that Ilia has the personality of a golden retriever who just gets excited every time he sees you.

- He would most definitely teach you basic Russian and then get flustered when you speak it to him.

- Please braid his hair. It's long enough, and Ilia would end up falling asleep in front of you.

- If he's tired after training, he will just lie on top of you, no matter if you're working or not, and expects all your attention to be on him.

- Will let you sit beside him when he livestreams, which he later regrets after you and chat gang up on him.

- Being best friends with Jun and Isabeau.

- His favourite way to hug you is from behind with his arms around your shoulders/neck.

- He's like 5 foot 8', so if you're the same height or taller, he gets so flustered when you use it to your advantage, like holding something out of his reach. If you're smaller than him, you will never hear the end of it, and he most definitely uses your shoulder or head as an armrest.

- You sometimes have to remind him to take out his contacts before he goes to sleep. And once you had to take his glasses off when he fell asleep with them on.

- You got him a toothless plushie for his birthday and he couldn't stop smiling the rest of the day.

That is the CUTEST thing I have seen in my life!!!!

thinking about creatures.

Cuddling Headcanons

Ilia Malinin

You face each other with your face in Ilia's chest, and his arms wrapped around you. One arm curls around your waist, and the other holds the back of your head to keep it against him.

Mikhail Shaidorov

Every night, Misha collapses onto your chest and cages you against the mattress. Your hands play with his hair, which helps put him to sleep and has now caused him to find it hard to sleep without you.

Yuma Kagiyama

His chest is against your back. He wraps his arms around your neck or collarbone and wraps his legs around your hips so he is a human backpack.

Alexandra Ignatova

You lay next to her with her on her back and you on your stomach. You wrap one arm and one leg over her, and her arm that is closest to you goes under your head. She plays with your hair or scratches the back of your neck to help you sleep.

Makar Ignatov

He is the big spoon in the relationship. He wraps his arms around your waist and buries his head into your back. Because he sleeps in in the morning, you won't be able to move until he wakes up as his arms tighten around you to keep you next to him.

Kaori Sakamoto

You act as the big spoon and wrap one arm loosely around her waist because you both move too much in your sleep to properly hold on to each other.

I am fully prepared for what this race weekend will bring.

I can get with the blue, but the grey/green mixed in doesn't look good

Ilia this outfit isn't an improvement over the fake hoodie

Andre lotterer after he crashed in Rome.

Twice.