Parent Headcannons

I have been lied to my entire life

I should really stop posting things like this, I end up jinxing them.

I know it's not gonna last long but robin frijns is in the lead!!!!!

Imagine if, while in the zoo, the tributes of the 10th hunger games had spent their time bonding and at some point kinda joked about escaping together? And they all thought out exit strategies and such and even the word they’d use as signal to initiate the plans. They discuss who’s good at what, jokingly dividing tasks between them, with Wovey, Bobbin, and Mizzen getting the task of “stay behind us and don’t die” because they’re the youngest. No one really takes it seriously, they just use the fantasy to escape their horrid reality for a second because it’s nice to imagine all of them can make it out alive, even if they know that’s not the case.

Then the arena bombings happen

Otto and Ginnee probably still die, since they died from schrapnel, but Panlo and Sheaf were far enough away to still be conscious and moving around (that last part is mostly because of adrenaline). Everyone’s caught off-guard, but someone (probably Coral) sees their chance and screams the word they discussed, and all tributes jump into action. Jessup and Lucy Gray still save their respective mentors, but because the tributes are working together the peacekeepers have been taken out so there’s no one to drag them away. Instead, all 21 remaining tributes book it as fast as they can and manage to escape the area before reinforcements arrive. They are now on the run, and cannot show their faces without getting shot on sight, but they’re alive and that’s what matters. Mizzen, Sheaf, and Treech are the best thieves of the group (Mizzen’s small and fast (he was just closer to the snakes than everyone else shut up), Sheaf is described as "a limber little girl", and Treech sneakily stole Dill’s water bottles. That’s my evidence. Also they need more love) and thus go out to scrap together anything that may be helpful.

They, being the overachieving badasses they are, get their hands on futuristic medicine to cure Dill’s tuberculosis faster than the real world ever could and help Hy manage his asthma (because it’s chronic, there’s no way they can find a cure for that just lying around even in the future). I say they’re overachieving, because Sheaf did the back handspring for food, Treech only died because of Lucy’s cheating (still getting 6th(movie)/3d(book) place, and he definitely would’ve killed her and been a real contender for the win if she hadn’t cheated), and Mizzen is 13. A 13-year-old got 5th(book)/4th(movie) place. I rest my case.

They use the newfound supplies to heal their wounds and disinfect them, Jessup doesn’t get rabies because I make the rules here, and things are good. They spend a while utilizing their unique skills to stay hidden until one of two things happen:

1) the mentors, who have gotten quite attached to their assigned tributes, fight for the games to be disbanded and rally the rest of the academy, leading to a better Panem where the Capitol and the districts become a functioning, not-dystopian nation again and everything ends well.

Or

2) the tributes manage to escape the capitol and flee into the woods, letting Lucy Grey lead them to the Covey because ain’t no way they can just go back to their own districts just yet. The covey, being nomadic, is the best place for them to stay until they’ve grown up enough to be unrecognizable from their child selves to anyone who doesn’t actually know them.

Either way, things are better. I wanted to share this because I’m sad that all these wonderful (fictional) children died for the amusement of genuine monsters (and those indoctrinated to believe district people are not people)

Edit because a lot of new people are liking this post: someone wrote it :)

Ferrari better not fuck it all up this weekend

Lewis Hamilton securing his first Ferrari pole in his second ever race with the team and breaks the all time lap record in Shanghai before a jubilant crowd

Ilia malinin headcanons???

Ilia Malinin Headcanons

- Likes slow dancing with you at night when you both can't sleep. He made a playlist especially for it.

- Buys you matching designer outfits like his scarf which you both wear when going to competitions.

- Whenever he's feeling sad, he has to have physical contact with you. Usually, he buries his head in your chest and lets you wrap your arms around him to comfort him.

Dad!Ilia Headcanons

- Teaches them Russian and acts as if it a secret code because no one in public can understand them.

- If he is still competing when he has kids, he takes them to his competitions and lets them meet everyone in the warm-up area.

- The kids' favourite skaters are Amber Glenn and Shun Sato.

This wasn’t requested but I wanna start a series and this will be the first.

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1. (Ilia Malinin) Proposing:

* He had been thinking about it for some time and had talked with his parents about it and had came to the conclusion that he was ready and hoping you where too.

* He had taken your favorite ring which he knew fit your ring finger and amber (just for some to help him not do something dumb or get nervous abd back down going home again) and goes to a jewelry shop to buy you a ring.

* He had a hard time figuring out when to pop the question. He had thought about doing it at a gala but he thought that felt too public. Instead he decided to do it with just you and some friends.

* He planned on inviting you and some of your friends on a trip. (He ofc planned it with the friends). All of you went to a restaurant before which also meant there was a good reason why you all where dressed up. You go on a walk and you to goes a bit longer infront of them.

* You stop where at a beach where there’s a beautiful sunset. Your watching the sunset as he unbeknownst to you gets down on one knee behind you. Your friends and family was longer behind watching you two.

* Dude was nervous. More than he have been before skating. His hands where shaking.

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Have a great day, morning or afternoon🩷

BYEEE💋💋💋

-your Danish daydreamer

What racing gods did robin offend to have such a bad season, we're not even halfway through yet.

MISHA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons

Please be kind. It's my first time writing on tumblr.

- First of all, there is no way you are dating that man and not going on at least on skating date. If you don't know how to, he will gladly teach you. If you do, however, this man just fell in love all over again.

- Will speak Russian to you to make you flustered.

- If your first language isn't English, he'll start learning some phrases in your native language.

- I believe that Ilia gives some of the best cuddles, especially after he had training, and he just collapses on to your chest, making you unable to move.

- Gives you a gold necklace with QG on it for your first anniversary. Will get upset if you don't wear it to a competition as it became a lucky necklace for you both.

- Uses you to warm himself up after he's been on the ice for hours. With hugs ( not like that, you dirty minded weirdos).

It's quite short, but if you want to see any headcannons with some figure skaters, I would be happy to do them. Thanks.

I'm so proud of him!!!! He deserves it after all of the hard work he has put in, this season especially.

MIKHAIL SHAIDOROV YOU ARE THE NEW 4CC CHAMPION!!!!!!!!