She's Being Real Bad At Work.

Ha. What a fucking dumb cunt.

According to white people

Freedom of speech exists when they want to say the “n-word”

But freedom of speech no longer exists when everyone starts telling them what an ignorant piece of shit they are for saying it.

So freedom of speech exists only for white people.

I think I got it now.

Probably Egotistical Ranting Feminists

shoutout to all you PERFs

practically elegant radical feminists

patriarchy exterminatory!!!!!!!!!!!! radical feminists

probably enlightened radical feminists

patriarch exclusive radical feminists

I guess Bisexuality isn't what I thought it was. Can someone tell me what the real definition is? I thought it meant someone that was attracted to both sexes, but it can't be that if people are being "Barred from the Queer Community."

Yikes!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

why doesnt google understand what i want

#ThingsThatDefinitelyHappened

Today I learned that my cousin was targeted by the police, but they failed.

So he was dropping his girlfriend off at her house and he was taking my grandfather’s NEW truck.

The police pulled him over and he put his hands on the steering wheel, like you’re supposed to do, and he waited on the police officer to approach him.

The police officer informed him that he pulled him over because there was something wrong with the tailpipe of the truck (keep in mind, brand new truck) & that he needed his license and registration, so my cousin gave it to him.

As the police officer went back to his car, my cousin called my grandpa and told him that something was wrong with his tailpipe on his BRAND NEW TRUCK.

My grandpa, thinking something was not right, asked where my cousin was and went to arrive where he was being pulled over at.

Back to my cousin, waiting on the police officer, 3 more cop cars pulled up and one had a K-9 dog with him. My cousin, confused, asked what was going on. The police told him nothing, not to worry about it. He kept talking to my cousin to distract him, but my cousin saw in the rear view mirror that the police officer with the K-9 dog had something in his hand.

The police officer with the k-9 dog called the other police over and told him, “the dog smells weed.” My cousin does not smoke, and my grandfather doesn’t carry weed.

When the police asked my cousin if he had any drugs on him, my grandpa pulled up in his car. At the very moment, the police with the K-9 dog got back in his car, & sped off. The first police officer told my grandpa, “we’re done here.” & left in his car with the other cops following him.

Guys.

The police officer was going to try and plant weed in my grandpa’s truck.

He was going to say that it was my cousins.

My cousin could have been the next hashtag on our social media networks.

REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS SHIT. SOME POLICEMAN ARENT SHIT AND DO NOT DESERVE THEIR BADGE. THEY DELIBERATELY TARGETED MY 18 YEAR OLD COUSIN AND WAS GOING TO SET HIM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

And so begins the Demon Rights Movement. Satan has had it the hardest of all.

I hate living in Texas.

My naughty girlfriend and I talking dirty.

What? Nobody said it was. Pretty sure manscaping is a common practice anymore.

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

me: *bursts into the white house*

obama: excuse me you cant just-

me: dialga is literally sitting right behind you i gotta catch it

obama: ho ly shit

How the fuck do you wish you had racoons? Those things eat garbage and have rabies. They are basically Satan. I shoot racoons for fun sometimes.