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Object Show Concept:

Valentine Land Showdown!

LOTS of lore and explanation yapping under the cut!

Valentine Land Showdown is about a demon and its muse create a fun game, out of a recently created land called Valentine Land. It's like the Earth; but in valentine colours, shaped like a heart, and with no way to pass beyond the atmosphere. They give three groups of people little challenges and games to play, and compete against each other in; and in return, those eliminated don't die, but are rather turned into Valentine Drones which keep an eye on their team.

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Group One, Rare Streak: Soju (bottle of soju), Translator (language translator), CF (canadian flag), Pinkflip (pink decorated flip-phone) and Gummy (pink gummy bear charm on pinkflip).

Group Two, Food For Thought: Sunny (sunflower), Boba Pearl (boba pearl), Egg (bitten egg sandwich), Juice Box (juice box), and MORE (the word 'MORE' written as bubble letters).

Group 3, Rainbow Group: Sticky (multicolour sticky note pad), Shortcake (pink strawberry), Strawberry (shortcake crumb), Noir (dark highlighter marker), and Beo (rainbow sour strip).

Host: Bear (valentines themed pink stuffed bear).

Co-Host & Revive Machine: Medkit (valentines themed medkit).

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Also here's everyones pronouns!

Rare Streak: Soju (he/him), Translator (she/her), CF (they/he), Pinkflip (he/him), Gummy (it/its).

Food For Thought: Sunny (he/him), Boba Pearl (he/it), Egg (they/them), Juice Box (she/her), MORE (no pronouns, cannot speak, but it/its works).

Rainbow Group: Sticky (she/he), Shortcake (she/her), Strawberry (she/they), Noir (it/they), Beo (she/it/they).

Host: Bear (they/them).

Co-Host & Revive Machine: Medkit (he/they).

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There are a few characters who have more lore than the rest.

Soju: Not particularly serious lore, but he's both often mistaken for a girl (because of his gorgeous lashes yas king), and he's also not understood by anyone but Translator, hence why they're besties (because Soju only speaks Korean).

Sticky: Not particularly serious lore either, but they're basically a genderfluid transfem allegory. Yah.

CF: Their lore progresses as the challenges go on, when stereotypes are brought up, they eventually learn to stop being so offended by them, and show their true self in their own way. They also meta-ly and comically acknowledge their world history at some point, and say that they do not condone any horrific actions the actual country has and will commit.

MORE: MORE's existence and the nature of it will be discussed, meaning that it's explained why it's so important to the world; the very nature of its existence being that, it keeps everyone and everything always having and learning and wishing for more. It's basically what balances the world, thanks to its existence. (Though this backstory is taken the least seriously in terms of angst, because it's more of a heartfelt thing; which was created by Bear.)

Egg: They will have lore about why their sandwich is bitten. As funny as it is, the lore is actually quite painful, and they almost died. This will be addressed when Juice Box makes a joke about it, and it causes Egg to have a sudden panic attack; which is odd for their usually indifferent and aloof nature.

Beo: Beo is the one mysterious character, who does things on a whim, acts childishly or selfishly sometimes, is chaotic, etcetera. She's the one who came into this world first, while Bear and Medkit were still by themselves. Though Beo was on the other side of the world, one where valentines love and care and cheer didn't prosper, where the world was eating itself alive.. And in her struggles, and near death experiences, as well as almost killing Egg by trying to eat them, eventually.. the land, became.. A heart. And it was such an ambiguous shape, that space seemed to stop existing, quite literally making it impossible to go there, because of the dome that formed around the planet. Shortly after, Bear and Medkit found her, and rounded her up with Egg and the others, to compete in the challenges.

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Now, where did Bear come from? Why are they the host? Well... Medkit summoned Bear from the depths of hell, in their desperation to find a new friend. Bear is adorable, but deadly, and Medkit has won the favour of a literal demon. Yayyy!!! (They are so fucking gay omg-)

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ANYWAYS THAT'S IT I THINK, HAVE FUN WITH THIS- (Also for the funnies, copyright of bubbleboyz. >:3)

YEAHHHHH LET'S GO!

an event thing by @springbon-t-art! Hopefully im doing this right cuz im doing this for my pookie @rockyztownesys :P

the second is a kinsona cuz i relate to him too much..

i love this stupid meme so much

he's so ugly

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

finally redid my shitass cuphead oc and gave him a sister (yeah this is casino cups au based)

also um @shapeshivvter (i know you used to like this guy a lot, also um he's literally shipped with your oc....... lemme know if you ever wanna change that..............)

yeah i improved my oc and made them goob's cousin, what of it

(they have the same active ability: purring loudly to both attract twisteds, and replenish every toon's stamina)

I gotta get this out of the way, the timeline is different for this au.

Sans is an older teen/younger adult, and Papyrus is a small kid. Just saying this cuz I wanted y'all to know.

Also since Gaster is alive and well, and also Sans and Papyrus's parental figure (not their biological dad); he's like- Basically caring for the boys a lot. Alphys is basically the main royal scientist, and because Gaster's situation didn't happen, his old 'followers' still work as scientists and help people out. They also advised against Alphy's DT research for monster who'd fallen down, until they were certain that only a small amount would work instead. Soooo those goopy amalgamation guys are all okay.

Paperbag Sans

Long ago, when Sans still worked with the core and the royal scientist, something changed.

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There was a huge breakthrough with the core and how it powered the underground, and the royal scientist WD Gaster decided it would be best to observe this new test up close. Sans followed suit, the other scientists very keen on keeping everything stable from a distance.

That's when it went wrong. One slip, and Sans fell in the core. Gaster and the others did EVERYTHING they could, to pull him out. His entire body was black and burnt when he came out, his face entirely riddled with cracks. Gaster was no better, having directly dove in after him; his face cracked on both sides, hands now with a fresh hole in the middle of both palms.

It took months in the med bay for Sans to recover, and when he did his HP had lowered from 20 to 1. Sans refused to expose his body or face to the world, and was sent off to live with his little brother Papyrus; Sans barely leaving the house.

In solidarity with the incident, a new dress code for all royal guard and scientists was in order, and Gaster was let off to care for Sans and Papyrus at home. It was like this for a long time, quiet and uneventful..

Until a human fell down again.

EDIT: Made the general outfits! Only these parts are universal for all monsters, the rest is their unique clothing preferences. Sans is the one of the only ones whose attire is more unique, because of his insecurity.

The back of Papyrus's shawl is more cape-like, and longer; meanwhile the front half is the same height as standard.

Scientists shawls act more like lab coats, and the King (and queen though not anymore) wear theirs like cloaks.

Royal guards have armour plates attached to theirs, for better protection.

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