I Think Dirk Is A Manlet

Something I'd love to know:

By which I mean of all 5 Lords, which would you go out of your way to avoid at all costs?

Feel free to give your reasons in tags or reblogs. I'll upfront I would lose so bad to Pokey. I love musicals, and having someone else control my actions might have helped high school me not feel so out of place all the time.

the 4 genders. or something

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

i just now realized that max’s jacket looks like it’s covered in plastic because the nerds wrapped his body in plastic before they buried him. whole time i thought the dude was just sparkly.

ALSO the fact that all richie got for a reaction to his death is pete’s “someone killed richie?” is DEVASTATING I HATE IT HERE

thank u for your service on behalf of the boypussy it has done more for my gender dysphoria than anything else ever has

reblog if you love boypussy and help alleviate gender dysphoria

that muzzle won’t stop him

Marvin's mommy issues go hard i love this soundtrack

Ways Wiggly has been known to appear to humans:

1. Marketable plushie

2. Tumblr sexyman