I Had Such An ADHD Breakdown In Front Of My Friend It Was Like So Like Omg Squirrel That's A Shiny Pencil

hi guys I'm recovering from being sick (I am apparently allergic to hay ‼️‼️)

so 2 things rq—

I am about to lose all my sleep cuz of something irl and might be more busy (somehow) so if I'm like... idk... just posting text for awhile that's why

but I did finish s5 of House at least cuz I was like "I'm almost done just FINISH IT"

anyways so drop screenshots of HouseMD (s1-s5 preferably) with like.. the text.. of what they're saying... so I can redraw them as furries and btw take this fish!!

house is so funny. he's the only drug addict i don't respect, the only disabled person i don't respect. kick his cane out from under him and make him crawl for vicodin it'll be funny

so this blog was actually made for my home of rewrites and aus and things like that for fandoms I like so erm....

I actually am gonna rewrite House (v slowly) but I am ALSO ‼️ going to make a house x warriors au since.. I'm warrior cats #1 hater (affectionate) and I can't draw people... so ummm...

what ideas do u guys have

masters martha m idk (here's some cat-vers art of ur girl)

If Martha has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Martha has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Martha has only one fan then that is me. If Martha has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Martha, then I am against the world.

wgat do you think fo this guy (sorry you have the flu)

he seems like a threat. is he allowed to be out here.

thinking about steve mcqueen rn,,,,

love you, you silly little man <3

I'm so fucking jealous of this guy right here. op ur mom's boyfriend knows exactly what his priorities are

guess what my mom's boyfriend is doing

ok but this is so true. I always thought this scene was weird, gross, and he looked uncomfortable. yet idk I thought it was just me because everyone else is like omggg so hot.

this was not a #girlboss moment for cameron btw. she's literally sexually harassing chase even after he told her to stop. the whole time she's describing sex to him he's obviously extremely uncomfortable, scared, and confused. the "chase starts to look for an escape route" isn't some funny thing it's him trying to get away from the person who is sexually harassing him.

HOUSE M.D × INSCRYPTION

This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.

Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU

Information of the AU under the cut!

[EXAMPLE]

Name [Attack/Health]

Animal [Sigil]

Sigil Meaning:

Animal/Card Symbolism:

ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait

FREE CARDS

GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]

Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)

JAMES WILSON (0/3)

Hare [Many Lives]

Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die

Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.

ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]

Bunny [Hoarder]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals

CHI PARK [1/4]

Beetle [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated

2 BONES

CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]

Hamster [Bone King]

Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.

1 BLOOD

ROBERT CHASE [2/4]

Rat [Sprinter]

Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass

ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]

Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]

Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.

LISA CUDDY [2/3]

Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.

LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]

Fox [Corpse Eater]

Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on

2 BLOOD

REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]

Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]

Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start

JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]

Hound [Guardian]

Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest

i know it’s really easy for us to look at chase and dibala and be like ‘killing dibala was an objective moral good!’ but i wish more people would recognise that for cameron (and foreman) it is actually incredibly difficult if not impossible to look at it objectively. it wasn’t ‘just’ a murder; it was one that took place in direct violation of a hippocratic oath they all swore. it’s one that happened in their workplace, on a patient they were all treating. it wasn’t just a stranger killing another stranger, it was cameron’s husband. foreman’s colleague. surely the trolley problem becomes infinitely harder when the people on the tracks are your friends. surely it becomes infinitely harder when it’s someone you love pulling the lever. how do you begin to disentangle that. the dibala arc was never actually about killing dibala. you know that, right?