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I'm gonna lose my shit man this was the first thing I saw on this app

Toddlers when you ask how old they are

IM FUCKIGN CEYING

cameron comes over to chase's apartment for the first time and sees that he has a box of strawberries in his fridge and is like "aren't you allergic? why do you have these" and he's like "i keep them on hand just in case" and she's like "just in case what" and he just shrugs and repeats "just in case"

HOUSE M.D × INSCRYPTION

This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.

Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU

Information of the AU under the cut!

[EXAMPLE]

Name [Attack/Health]

Animal [Sigil]

Sigil Meaning:

Animal/Card Symbolism:

ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait

FREE CARDS

GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]

Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)

JAMES WILSON (0/3)

Hare [Many Lives]

Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die

Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.

ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]

Bunny [Hoarder]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals

CHI PARK [1/4]

Beetle [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated

2 BONES

CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]

Hamster [Bone King]

Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.

1 BLOOD

ROBERT CHASE [2/4]

Rat [Sprinter]

Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass

ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]

Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]

Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.

LISA CUDDY [2/3]

Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.

LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]

Fox [Corpse Eater]

Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on

2 BLOOD

REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]

Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]

Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start

JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]

Hound [Guardian]

Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest

if YOU were to rewrite Allison Cameron, how would you do it?

how would you have written her exactly?

would you lean into her soft, good side?

would you lean into the more fucked up side?

would you do morally grey and how?

how would you do it. I wanna know what you guys would do cuz I'm kinda torn here?

how would you have her relationship with House, Chase, Foreman, etc. what would u guys do and what ideas do u have

AAUGGHH I agree w this stuff a lot!! I like Cameron, just I felt she was never really left alone to be a character and instead just used for things by writers when they needed it?

I love the conflict with Chase and Cameron in canon but not as much the decisions for why it was like that. I can never decide 😔

I phrased that rlly badly so like.. for example, I really liked the Chase/Cameron conflict and his conflict over Dibala, but at the same time, I don't like how they used Cameron for it. I don't see that as Cameron, in a way???

idk that was probably phrased worse but um.. hopefully u get the idea

I like canon, but I don't at the same time, and I'm WILDING

if YOU were to rewrite Allison Cameron, how would you do it?

how would you have written her exactly?

would you lean into her soft, good side?

would you lean into the more fucked up side?

would you do morally grey and how?

how would you do it. I wanna know what you guys would do cuz I'm kinda torn here?

how would you have her relationship with House, Chase, Foreman, etc. what would u guys do and what ideas do u have

Mouse MD 🐀🐁🐀🐁

he gets an extra 2 minutes outside of his glass jar on the shelf

happy bday robert chase :)

new idea guys use this audio and make ur own versions of chase fucking dying

rodents AND fucked up medical malpractice show??? count me in bitch

WHY DID THEY USE THAT AS THE SECOND IMAGE