Are You Guys Okay With Me Being Completely Insane

electric guitarillie save me.

shopping for a new chair— i’m thinking i like this one but idk… i want y’all’s opinion 🤔 looks pretty comfy though!

i’m about to crash out the girl i mentioned in my other post is texting me about this girl who doesn’t drink or smoke and plays football i fear im gonna start tweaking

fems that manspread are so hot pls don’t do it unless you want me to take my clothes off in front of you

the diner moan will go down in history

holy fucking shit holy fucking shit

That moan is the hottest thing i’ve truly ever heard

alex vause is so hot why can’t I find any fics with her at all im gonna go insane

JUST BECAUSE A GAY MAN KISSES A WOMAN DOES NOT MEAN HE IS NO LONGER GAY!!

this fandom annoys me sometimes.

i can’t do nights…

legs are SPREAD😩😩

vertically, horizontally, raw, deep, passionate,no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.