I’m A Magician In The Sheets 😏 *pulls A Rabbit Out Of My Pussy*

desperately need a man to smack me over the head with a guitar

asmocore is all about that valentine's day aesthetic but make it unhinged. pinks, blood, lace, pearls, fangs, sweets, reds, poison, scorpions, the desert, luxury clothing, perfumes, desperation, haughtiness, lovesick

artistic interpretation: Rusty and Greypaw meet (trying the warrior cats audiobook again)

Everyone is always talking about how everyone learns at their own pace, but that only seems to apply to folks who learn slower so here we go

Shout out to folks who learn quick

To folks who solve their math problems in five seconds

To folks who read the entire book series in a day

To folks who understand things first in science

To folks who get straight A's

To folks who don't know failure

To folks who are assigned extra work

I dont even bite my nails because of anxiety anymore they just look so tasty

Here's the sound of appletun's little feet without background music

power of the stars

If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

he's so real