Bonk

Hey Zhanna what’s Your favorite type of flower?

I think lilacs are pretty nice.

Mods last day of highschool is today!

I think your brother is dead

Impossible. Mikhail has lived through years in gulag and killed bears with bare hands. He can not die.

Hey Zhanna!

Behold, my dog.

I’m getting stronger so I can fight you

My God! That is a absolutely gorgeous dog you have, Tumblr user Gravitytrips! And likely a powerful one!

can i come to the wedding?

OF COURSE PRIVATE! THE WHOLE UNIT IS INVITED!

I wonder if medic could bake some pastries!

What do you think about the BLU soldier?

He committed identity theft on my husband. I am very excited to become offical mercenary so that I may beat him to death many times.

Correction: fiance

I tried to challenge a bear and ended up in the hospital for a while...any tips?

Do not fall into the trap of making yourself look big to scare the bear, is best if the bear under estimates you! Then straddle bears snout and wring its neck with your arms. This is strategy if you are not as strong as me though, if you are as strong as me then you can just fistfight it!

What did I do? Why are you looking at me? I haven't been rude to you, but that's not why I'm here, The Administrator is willing to hire you to work for the Red team, despite not being entirely convinced about you

-Ms. Pauling

You know what you did. Stay away from my man. This is great news however! I am prepared to go to battle right away!

Ooc > Zhanna would probably walk across the bedding, covered in blood, and accidently put into motion an ancient blood ritual.

Did you know there's a magic anon cursing your teammates?

I DO!

THE GUNNER TOLD ME!

On an unrelated note

THE RACCOONS HAVE NEW BEDDING!

happy birthday mod

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