My Adventures On Tinder Were Short-lived But Memorable.

Yeah so the Neo Fantasy Online event just ended and I was this close to getting the Lisa

I think bandori hates me T-T

I couldn’t even get the Ako or Rinko dream cards (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

I like how they’ve improved miku’s outfit design in every successive update yet all of us consistently choose to ignore this fact in favor of drawing more Grey Shirt Cone Sleeved mikus

The dude on the left literally got contact with snakes original voice actor and this is he end product

Hey Brian?

What the fuck?

“too young to be a 90s kid but close” aesthetic:

-singing we will rock you on the bus

-nyan cat

-owls. everybody loves owls–

-minecraft before the jungle biome

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops

-jean skirts with… leggings….

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was… was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store

-crimp your hair bitch

-bakugan

-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground

-camp rock

-highschool musical

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it

-dc shoes/shell shoes

-tamagotchis

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? )

-OH GOD THE fucking WII

-making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-webkinz,

-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game… let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”

-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?

-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episode…

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder.

- I LIke to move it move it…

-stewart little

-POPTROPICA

-BRUH message me on msn

-leapfrog

-cooking mama

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

Yamaguchi: Pillow fight! Tsukishima: My time to shi- Yamaguchi: No bricks in the pillowcase, Tsukki Tsukishima: aww

Kageyama: Oh suddenly I’m so sleepy Hinata: Get off me Kageyama! Kageyama: Oh geez guess I gotta sleep here now Hinata: Not on top of me! Kageyama: It’s called a sleepover not a sleepunder I’m sleeping on this tiny orange haired pillow Hinata: You’re the worst

Sugawara: Time for a makeover! Who wants to have their makeup done first Daichi: … Asahi: … Tanaka: … Daichi: We’re all dudes, Sugawara Nishinoya: Can you do winged eyeliner? Sugawara: Somebody understands me

Oikawa: So when do we get to the sexy pillow fight? Iwaizumi: Sexy pillow fight? Matsukawa: What makes it sexy? Oikawa: Play fighting is sexy Hanamaki: The pillow moans when you hit it Matsukawa: A masochist Oikawa: Not like that Iwaizumi: “Hit me harder, Oikawa!” Matsukawa: “Oh, Pillow-chan, you love being spanked” Hanamaki: “I’ve been waiting all night for this sexy pillow fight” Oikawa: You’re all the worst

Kuroo: Let’s see who knows more about their boyfriend Bokuto: You’re on Kuroo: Akaashi, what’s Bokuto’s favourite place to kiss Akaashi: His own ass Bokuto: He knows me so well Akaashi: Kenma, what’s Kuroo’s favourite thing to eat? Kenma: Pussy Bokuto: *spluttering*

Sooooo..... Hi, it's been a minute huh. I've been lurking for a while now, and not posting nor reblogging anything. (tho I rarely posted in the first place) I've been here the whole time tho! (exp most of 2020 and half of 2021) I've been saving up a lot of cool, funny, interesting, and (sometimes slightly) serious posts and that's what you're about to get! I'm about to post all my drafts until I explode! Even the drafts from way back in 2019! (I'm surprised I have no drafts from when I first joined in late 2018)

So... yeah! That's it! Enjoy my old and kinda new drafts! (p.s. I'll be editing a lot of tags on already posted blogs and reblogs soon)

Also extra news! I'm making a proper blog dedicated to my art (the better stuff) AND a mcyt fan blog with my fanart from things like Pirates smp (it'll have the cursed stuff too). My main (here) will get some art sometimes (probs wips and simple sketches), but I don't want this to be the account that you go to see my good art. I also don't wanna put my mcyt related posts or reblogs here too (no /neg reason, I just don't want to with this fandom and maybe some others too)

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art tips post

for all the artist following me

Have two sketchbooks: One for finished and high-quality art (stuff made with Prismacolor or Copic if you use that or art for your portfolio) and the other sketchbook for more messy doodles. This way you have a place to try new things and mess up as much as you need. When I only had one sketchbook I was scared to draw in it because I didn't want to mess it up

Do studies. I cant tell you how much I've improved just by doing studies of shoes, hands, noses, and all that. This works for when you have art block too since you’re not really making stuff up and just learning how real things work.

Learn from others. I’ve never taken a real art class because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. there’s no good art classes/programs at my school. I’ve been following several artists and learning from them over the years and they’ve helped me tremendously. Just please do not steal art because that is never okay.

Break down concepts. If you notice there’s something wrong with your piece then figure out why. You can’t get better if you leave mistakes and don't try to understand whats going on. If the color is weird figure out if the values look right or maybe its the saturation of the color.

Watch youtube tutorials. Here are some youtubers I think are pretty good art teaching all things art: Draw with Jazza |  DrawingWiffWaffles |  Proko |  Baylee Jae

Have an inspiration folder/blog. Sometimes you just need a collection of starry nights or a misty forest or even a French bakery. All of those things can help you get inspired to draw. It could even be completely unrelated to what you plan to draw.

There are no dumb ideas in the creative process. If you want to draw a lizard in a dress go for it! If you want to draw various pastries with faces do it! Don’t let the thought of it being too dumb stop you because if I’ve learned anything in my several years of drawing it’s that an idea can lead to another and another and another and you may get a really good idea just from doodling dumb things.

Here’s a few things that can get you started on drawing better:

Dynamic poses | Dynamic clothes | Dynamic figure drawing

COMPOSITION | PERSPECTIVE | CONSTRUCTION

Anatomy:

Legs

Arms

Hands

Heads

Body (Female) (Male

Color Theory

Improving your sketchbook

Most importantly, don’t give up! You may not immediately get notes or followers but it’s more important you get better than to have popularity. How do you think those popular artists got to where they are now? To be good you’ve got to work at it.