DRAWING MY COMFORT OC, ZEN!!! (Very Slutty Tho) He's My Cutie Patootie. Edit: So I Did A Thing…

Not having many threats.

gang ima be real I might sacrifice just to wear a sparkly ass dress for the military ball in February because of the urge I have to just wear that

The world will flood just like my little brother thought it would. 🙏 (ALSO I MEANT LITTLE BROTHER IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE I ASKED THIS…)

When my brother was little, he always cried when it rained because he was, and I quote, "afraid the world would flood if the rain didn't stop." How's SF doing?

I read this ask like

He is not doing well but it’ll be ok I will not elaborate

deep love

you still need to pay for your sins Blueberry Anon.

I'm a god, I don't commit sins, my beautiful *cough*specimen*cough* I mean child-

"Hi, I'm Peter Catker, and I've been bitten by a radioactive crocodile."

My father is watching this!! 💀

Went into The Penguin after seeing the trailer expecting Sofia Falcone to be some crazy minor antagonist who exists to just get in the way (*cue Gotham flashbacks*) and instead got a very powerful (and honestly quite justified) rendition of feminine rage motivated by betrayal, societal misogyny, gaslighting and isolation. It's very overt messaging, too. Her family, her coworkers, her friends, her city, even her therapist have all used her for their own means. You get to a point where you see that genuinely everyone in her life has fucked her over and she's not going to play by their rules anymore. And fuck, man, of course she doesn't take the high road but the one she goes down is not only satisfying but borderline righteous for the character and the audience.

On top of that, I truly cannot exaggerate how delighted I am that the show gave reasons to root for AND against both her and Oz. Neither of them are particularly good people but you completely understand where they're coming from and you find yourself wanting for them to succeed, even though one's success very much might mean the downfall of the other!! They have kind qualities alongside their cruel ones which work very well to humanize them.

With Oz, you understand what kind of person he is after only a few scenes. He will lie and schmooze his way to the top however he has to. He plays every side which puts him on the edge of danger and power constantly. Every time he's called out for not having a plan he doubles down on his confidence and acts scandalized even though he's absolutely talking out of his ass. He also takes care of his ailing mother and has spent his entire life being talked down to by anyone and everyone.

Sofia on the other hand, takes a while to unravel. And I love it. The point of her is that she's a mystery. A wild card. Slowly, you learn that she has ambitions, that she has suffered at the hands of others, that she has caused suffering with her own hands and that her family will never see her as anything but a problem. Visually, she is contrasted with Oz as smaller, frailer, younger. The narrative, like her own family, almost leads you to underestimate her. But with episode 4, the painting finally comes together. You see an ambitious young woman sharpened down into a jagged weapon and know that there is only one path left for her. You come away from the episode not feeling like she's an antagonist or a villain, but more like she's a secondary protagonist in a show that already has a fairly strong one.

tl;dr this show kinda fucks. The quality has surprised me in all the best ways possible and I'm genuinely excited to see more.

YIPPEE!! You keep making the gays! 🥰 They're so (dangerously) cute together- 😖🙌

gay men

I demand adoption papers.

a list of sfs parental figures wow im making a lot of lists lately

(character profiles are linked, and if there's no profile available then I just linked the owners)

definite parental figures - frost - bova - linny - rabbit - juliette - aspen - bow - notch - randy - alloy but hes freaking dead (belongs to an irl friend who doesn't have social media) - cama - metryskov

questionable/unoffical parental figures - crispy - miko (I think) - andy and cedric - rustle - mr v - cottage - alexander - six - princess - ixo - inkscape - entity - luca - jared sometimes - The Blueberry Anon for some reason - let's get GC in here too if we're including real people

probably missed some but i will add if i think of more

this is not including other familial relationships like siblings and whatnot

You can point a gun all you want but you know I am immortal, you fool.

This is bane 👍

Teddy why would you do this? Especially with yourself? This is another level of incest. IS THIS EVEN INCEST???

Teddy doodles today for you teddy enjoyers including him in casual clothes and without his hat