B-day Reveal!!! Y'all Can Know.

real

*sighs* alright lizard that lives in my skull, the faster we do the dishes the faster we can go back to the safe and warm bed and conk out.

You ok?

y’all, imagine getting SA’d by someone as minor, and the person is also a minor whose been SA’d multiple times and is severely depressed and you can’t leave because they’re already living dangerously and might actually kill themselves if you do despite having genuine care for them.

COWARD! LITTLE COWARD! YOURE A COWARD!

SHHHHHH YOU'RE BLOWING MY COVER-

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

STOP- 😭💀

@ombrathefurry @soggythecereal I'm so sorry- 😭 I'm crying this is so bad…

Mordecai and Gideon like I promised-

What?- 😭

Dunno what you talking about-

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

Me rn:

I got corona on top of all this. It's no fun at all.

My real form. (ignore the baby idk who that is.)

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

Supposed to be his parent and accidentally throw him off the Pride Rock?

Is it the circle of life?

whatever you do DO NOT drop him

THIS HAD ME CACKLING SO FRICKING HARD

this is canon btw