My true yearning for tea has just made me spasmodically swallow an entire teapot full of tea in front of my D&D campaign
Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there
sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw
Posting here because TikTok flagged me for being under 16 (like bro Iβm close enough)
Anyway jentry chau peak and Iβm crying
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Girls when they turn 11
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
White man
My fatass cat if you even care
I myself have been learning mandarin for a couple years and now I can finally put it to good use and communicate with the Chinese president, the Chinese government, Chinese spies, China as a concept, and the Chinese people. I will be sending letters to the legislators in full mandarin, and if thatβs too hard for them to understand, Iβll write them in pinyin, posing as a Chinese lawyer, and I will talk about Chinese things to infect their little fragile brains with ai generated images of Jesus and Xi Jinping shaking hands, which they are bound to believe because at the end of the day, the government is just a rich nursing home for Facebook users
Evil woman goals
CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAHβ¦.
CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAHβ¦