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4 years ago

Ok here's a theory season 2 of TUA everybody ends up in a different point in time and have to figure out their way back to the past(when they were kids) to fix Vanya and stop the Apocalypse.......but hey that's just a theory a Film Theory.


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4 years ago
—ethan’s Time Capsule Letter To Himself (may 27, 2020).
—ethan’s Time Capsule Letter To Himself (may 27, 2020).
—ethan’s Time Capsule Letter To Himself (may 27, 2020).

—ethan’s time capsule letter to himself (may 27, 2020).

4 years ago
—ethan’s Time Capsule Letter To Himself (may 27, 2020).
—ethan’s Time Capsule Letter To Himself (may 27, 2020).
—ethan’s Time Capsule Letter To Himself (may 27, 2020).

—ethan’s time capsule letter to himself (may 27, 2020).

4 years ago

Yo pass it on

Boys are allowed to be feminine and that includes trans boys, pass it on. Girls are allowed to be masculine and that includes trans girls, pass it on. Nonbinaries are allowed to use feminine or masculine expression, pass it on.

4 years ago

Sander Sides If they weren't played by Thomas in a dream cast

Sander Sides If They Weren't Played By Thomas In A Dream Cast

Jack mcbrayer as Patton

Sander Sides If They Weren't Played By Thomas In A Dream Cast

Keith Habesburger as Logan

Sander Sides If They Weren't Played By Thomas In A Dream Cast

Cole Sprouse as Virgil

Sander Sides If They Weren't Played By Thomas In A Dream Cast

Jonathan Groff as Roman

Sander Sides If They Weren't Played By Thomas In A Dream Cast

John Mulany as Janus

Sander Sides If They Weren't Played By Thomas In A Dream Cast

Robert Sheenan as Remus

Anyone else have ideas for who could play the sides well? Obviously Thomas is the MASTER of embodying all of them, but it's fun to think about.

4 years ago

Nonbinary Ben Hargreeves

Bisexual Diego Hargreeves

Five's only loves are Delores,coffee,and his family

Grace is allowed to what ever she fucking pleases


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4 years ago

hot new tumblr discourse

put in the tags your opinions on wearing shoes in the house and why


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4 years ago

Oh no! His FAT CAKE is lifting him off the ground!

Oh No! His FAT CAKE Is Lifting Him Off The Ground!
Oh No! His FAT CAKE Is Lifting Him Off The Ground!
4 years ago

Ben,Klaus,and Diego headcanons

Klaus getting up in the middle of the night to ask weird questions. •"If fish breathe water and water has air in it why do fish die out of water." •"Get the fuck out." •Diego and Ben supporting Klaus when he wears "feminine" clothing. •Diego giving Ben belly rubs when. The Horror starts bothering them. •Ben gets stomach aches beacause of The Horror. •Nonbinary Ben. •Diego speaks Spanish. •"How do you say "I'm not your whore" in Spanish?" •"Does it look like I speak Spanish?" •"Do you really want me to answer that." •"No soy tu puta." •Ben has a collection of Pachimari. •Ben sometimes wears skirts with Klaus but never shows anyone. •Ben,Klaus,and Diego are cuddle buddies. •Diego showing off in front of Klaus and Ben so he feels cool. •Klaus steals more than clothes from Allison. •Ben sometimes invites Vanya to hang out with them. •The boys comforting each other after solo training.

♡I tried fixing this but it wont work I'll figure it out later♡


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5 years ago

hell yeah it is

Sleeping 👏 with 👏 stuffed 👏 animals 👏 is 👏 valid 👏 and 👏 nice 👏

5 years ago

Joan Stans will rise

Reblog if you have a great appreciation for Joan

5 years ago

Roman's poem

(This is a au.Roman also wears glasses♡) Remy:Yo- Roman:Roses are red, violets are blue,I can't see shit,who the hell are you. Remy:..............Wtf ~~~~~~~ bonus~~~~~~~ Remy:Dude,Violets are fucking violet.


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5 years ago

Have you ever wanted to pet fire?I'm not even joking,the thought "Hey,I should pet fire?" ever occur to you? Just Me,ok


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5 years ago

This is by far one of the cutest things on the planet

so cute

5 years ago

bruh im weezing

I just heard my little sister yell “Don’t touch me these are my babies I’m PREGNANT!”  then after that my little brother scream at the top of his lungs.


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5 years ago

Thats me every fricking day tho 

i painted my phucking phone case and it looks like a two-year colored it

Art is (a) Pain 🎨

5 years ago

I feel like Deceit should be charged with identity theft and lying under oath(taking the identity of Logan and Patton.He lied in court)

Remus- attempted murder (Attacking Roman with a morning star)

Logan - Battery( Throwing shit at Roman)

Thomas-Lying under oath(idk i think he did i don’t remember. Throwing a baby)

well this was fun

no hate to Thomas or these characters i luv them all


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5 years ago
According To This Family Tree Made By Roman. Patton Is His (Roman's) Grandson Then Why The Hell Does

According to this family tree made by Roman. Patton is his (Roman's) grandson then why the hell does he call him "padre" (which means dad/father in spanish. I think i don't remember) That doesn't make sense!!!! also who are these other people??????

5 years ago
Happy Birthday Alex Brightman

Happy birthday Alex Brightman

5 years ago

HAPPY late BIRTHDAY DECEIT 

now time for snake puns

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.

Looks like they boa cons tricked her.

What is a snake’s favorite dance?

The Mamba.

What did the snake give to his S/O?

A goodnight hiss

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?

Because he wanted his diamondback

What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?

A pythong.

What do you call a snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

HAPPY Late BIRTHDAY DECEIT 
HAPPY Late BIRTHDAY DECEIT 

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5 years ago

Kid Virgil running away

(This is based off of something I did when I was Little)

Virgil:That’s it I’m running way!

Deceit:Alright then have fun.

~~~~~five minutes later~~~~~

Virgil: *knocks on door*

Deceit: Hello.

Virgil:Sir,can I sit on your porch until my friend comes home?

Deceit:Sure why not.

Virgil:Thank you


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5 years ago

Tony will never understand Peter

Peter: oh my god I love Chipotle; Chipotle is my life Tony:Peter you're eating Lucky Charmes


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5 years ago

Tony will never understand gen-z kids

Peter: oh my god I love Chipotle; Chipotle is my life Tony:Peter you're eating Lucky Charmes


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