Elf Sex 2024

i don't know whether to be insulted or glad? also wtf does 'the prophet eyup lovely' mean i think i might just be slow

the prophet eyup lovely

January was a tough year but we made it

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

Ppl that reblog my stuff i love you i give you a little kiss on the cheek

i’m so sorry for all the americans right now, this is scary time. Remember to stay safe and that you are loved <333

cat

me with silvermistanimelover

(i may not be spelling that right.)

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

bunch of sketchbook challenges for my art class

reviews at mattress stores🛏️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️Great place to lay down and stretch out. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️We come here every saturday and stretch out! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️The best place to lay down and really stretchout! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️Great place to lay down and stretch out ✨

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.