Nobody Expects The Spanish Inqusition!

I still cannot BELIEVE that they put me in the doghouse. All I did was tell Peony and Carlin what I thought of their burger runs. So what if I got a little animated. So what if I accidentally stomped on the impatiens. That's what you get for sneaking around getting burgers behind my back!

The betrayal is more than I can stand.

Peony and I are OVER.

Guys what if I made an MLP infection AU based off of bootleg toys /nsrs

Love how the tag implies he sucked Myer’s dick.

Happy Pride fr

You never know who's coming to hug ya

So for me, the top five books that I do this with are probably...oh god this is hard...

Star by Star by Troy Denning

Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn

Martin the Warrior by Brian Jacques

Uprooted by Naomi Novik

Raybearer by Jordan Ifueko

Leave the best books that destroyed you emotionally in the tags!

HB is great at terrorizing kids into good bee behavior

TBF, I am a cynical adult, and my dad was in the army. We both love Muppets.

Given that building a puppet theater increases stress relief by 10 for everyone it’s like…. 

A bunch of cynical battle weary grown-ass adults…. that all fucking love puppet shows….

The heir finds it extremely baffling. 

I mean the real Secretariat never bet on his own races.

(Though it would have been interesting if he did.)

i don't think this show is historically accurate

they got the color scheme right thats pretty cool

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Hello neighbors

One day I am going to make the cursed food from the Welcome Home cookbook; and post it all on YouTube. The only way to stop me is to make the video first.