me buying a sus collar on etsy:
etsy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GIFT IDEAS FOR DADS???
I don’t know what I expected when I googled that. However, yes, it is in fact Stacy’s dad. Now why was that the first thing you noticed when you saw this post???
How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,
piss
Read ‘em and weep boys. My bullshit is one-hundo-percent human.
i exist and that’s terrifying
there is no plot or set story narrative
i’m just here and one day i wont be
where will my mind go when it has no puppet left to string up and dance for me?
i’m scared
Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.
Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-
Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.
also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever
saw a cute guy at the eye doctor
no clue who he was but his last name is apparently hyphenated and hard to spell according to the eye people helping him