I Hope Avengers Sometimes Go To Strange Like “I Need Your Help” And He’s Like “What’s Wrong?

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

head canon 100000% approved

Miss Peregrine & Miss Cuckoo friendship headcanons

I stan them, and hope very much that they’ll interact more in the next book, so I made these headcanons. Btw, I wrote friendship headcanons since there’s no indication of a romance between them yet, but I’ll 100% write some romance stuff if something happens between them in the next book.

When she came to the Academy, Isabel Cuckoo was a scared and confused 10 years-old French girl who didn’t speak a word of English. Alma, who was 9 at that time, took her by the hand and gave her a tour of the Academy, talking to her in French as best as she could (Alma’s mother was of French descendance, hence the surname LeFay, and she would occasionally talk in French with her children)

Given the limited number of rooms in the Academy, some ymbrynes in training, especially the younger ones, would share a room. Alma and Isabel became roommates.

Each night, they would brush each other’s hair until it would be smooth and shiny. Occasionnally, they would braid each other’s hair. Even at that time, Isabel often talked about her desire to dye her hair in bold colors. Alma 100% approved and encouraged her to talk to Miss Avocet about it.

Isabel’s dream of dying her hair silver became true when she was 17, and upon her insistance, Alma also dyed the tips of her long hair silver, so they could walk around with matching hair.

They would sometimes loop a few seconds for fun. For instance, when there was only one biscuit left during tea-time, they would make a mini-loop so that everyone could eat the biscuit all over again. Miss Avocet did not approve. Surprisingly, even Jack was fond of this little trick.

When she was 16, Alma went back to her village to attempt talking with her parents (who had kicked Alma, Myron and Jack out after Alma discovered her peculiarity). When Alma came back heartbroken and defeated, Isabel spent the whole night comforting Alma, as the younger ymbryne cried into her shoulder.

The first time Isabel learnt of Jack’s verbally and physically abusive behavior towards his sister, she walked up to him and punched him in the face, hard. She was 13 at the time, and Jack was 19. But she managed to put him in such a state of shock and panic (he thought that his nose was broken) that Myron had to dump a glass of water on him to make him come to his senses. For once, Miss Avocet and Miss Bunting approved of the use of violence, albeit reluctantly.

Alma and Isabel have matching friendship bracelets that Alma made. Both still have them, even though they graduated almost a century ago.

When Charlotte escaped from the Cairnholm loop, Miss P was in France visiting Miss Cuckoo’s loop. Both of them have been traumatized by the events of that day.

During AMoD, when Jake and co went on the mission and Miss P had no idea where they were, Miss Cuckoo would be waiting for Miss P in the Acre everyday with a bar of chocolate or occasionally a glass of wine. They would sit in the empty Ymbryne Council chamber and Alma would vent to Isabel.

And after saving the children and her argument with Jacob, Miss P, blinking back tears, went straight to find her best friend. She allowed herself to break down once more in Miss Cuckoo’s arms (Miss Cuckoo gives the best hugs)

Alma plays the piano, and Isabel managed to get herself an electric guitar. They play the best duets together.

Rhodes [walking into Tony’s workshop]: “You look like garbage.”

Tony: “Good to see you too, pal.”

Rhodes: “Seriously man, when’s the last time you slept?”

Tony [looking at his watch]: “It’s almost one fifty-six, so… about two days ago.”

Rhodes: “Tones.”

Tony: “I just need to finish this last addition to the suit and then–”

Rhodes: “I thought we talked about this… I thought this was getting better. I thought you were taking a break from the Avengers.”

Tony: “It was–it is… the suit isn’t for me. And he’s not technically an Avenger yet.”

Rhodes: “Do you have some sidekick I’m not aware of? Because I swear on your grave Tony I will sidekick his ass.”

Tony: “Come on buddy, you know you’re my number one. Besides, he’s like fifteen. I think that’s a felony.”

Rhodes [eyebrow raised]: “Hold on–is this that kid from Germany?”

Tony: “You mean that teenage pain in my ass that enjoys doing exactly what I say not to do? Yes. Seriously, if my friends would’ve pulled half the shit this kid pulled, we would not be friends anymore.”

Rhodes: “So… why are you still hanging around him?”

Tony [sighing]: “Because for some reason, my patience for him has not gone down one bit… I don’t get it–I don’t like it… it makes me feel weak that I can’t not like this kid even a little. I feel like he could be stabbing me and I’d still be proud of him. He’s just… he’s a good kid, Rhodes.”

Rhodes: 

Rhodes [laughing]: “Jesus Christ.”

Tony: “What?”

Rhodes [still laughing]: “I didn’t know that I’d live to see the day you turned into a dad.”

Tony:

Tony: “That’s not–I’m just making sure he doesn’t get himself killed.”

Rhodes: “Uh-huh.”

F.R.I.D.A.Y. : “Sir, incoming call from Peter Park–”

Tony: “Answer call.”

Tony [eyes wide as Peter’s hologram face appears]: “Hey, Pete. Shouldn’t you be at Decathalon practice or something?”

Peter: “Hi Mr. Stark! I know you said this number was for emergencies–”

Tony [already reaching for his suit]: “Is something wrong? What’s going on? Peter, talk to me.”

Peter: “No! I mean–nothing’s wrong. Nothing life or death, anyway. I just, there’s some math problems that I was having problems with and May said all she remembered from calculus was her weird professor that always offered her gum.”

Tony:

Tony: “Kid, don’t scare me like that.”

Peter [sheepishly]: “Sorry. I know this is stupid, I just knew you were good at math and… sorry.”

Tony: “Save the apologies for when you actually need to give them. You know you can swing by whenever and Rhodey’s here so he can help you too. He’s not as smart as me, but he’ll try his best.”

Peter: “Awesome! Thank you Mr. Stark! And Mr. Rhodes!”

Tony: “Don’t sweat it. I’ll see you soon. End call.” 

Rhodes [in a terrible Tony impression]: “I’m just making sure he doesn’t get himself killed.“

Tony: 

Tony: 

Tony: “Whatever.”

A new character portrayed by a middle aged woman: *1 second of screen time*

Me:

Laura: *Running to the door as she hears Clint call to her* Babe! You're home! I-

Clint: *Standing on the porch with Kate, Maya, and Yelena*

Kate, Maya, and Yelena: *Wave awkwardly*

Clint:

Laura:

Clint: So, we have three more daughters now.

Lila: *From inside* FUCK YES!

all the Hogwarts professors joining together to absolutely roast Lockhart rb if you agree

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Oh my god I can’t believe I was actually right

Loki S O1 EP 02

That was the greatest opening scene i’ve ever seen!!!! I just… i can’t explain it was fucking awesome

Also I love Miss Time and “Professor Loki”

Aaaaaaand is the “evil-Loki-variant” maybe Lady Loki????