BARBIE CARBIE! Yay Love Our Amazonian Queen.

My childhood crush. Both him and Aurora.

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

Brilliant Boys

The turtles are a lot smarter than they seem sometimes. Here’s my headcanon/breakdown of how their minds tick.

LEONARDO:

The planner. His mind is a giant chessboard, and he’s memorized all the possible moves. He knows that if he plays a certain move, he can expect his opponent to play one of three, and he’s ordered them from most- to least-likely and built off of that. From a coldly logical standpoint, he analyzes his options and determines not only the best way to achieve victory while taking the fewest risks, but how his opponents will build their own similar strategies.

He can also plan on the fly very well, able to make instantaneous adjustments to his former chess moves in order to deal with unexpected outcomes. His spacial awareness is massive, as well, and he can keep track of numerous opponents at once on any battlefield.

His problem: emotion. He predictions are usually top-notch and right on the money – up until emotion comes into play. It’s his variable, the thing that topples his house of cards and leaves him falling back on reactions rather than leads.

RAPHAEL:

Reactionary. Raph doesn’t plan ahead; he plans in the heat of the moment, well aware that his opponents aren’t going to follow any sort of plan he makes for more than a step or two. And when his predictions fail, his raw strength and skill succeed, making him a lethal kind of fighter. His greatest strength is in knowing exactly how to press his foe’s buttons to get them to react the way he wants them to.

Unlike Leo, Raph can only plan on the fly, which is useful against opponents who try to plan ahead seven moves in advance; Raph’s natural mindset wrecks those types of thinkers. He also works new techniques down to muscle memory, leaving him able to fight blind if needed.

His problem: his rage. If his opponents can get him riled, everything else breaks down; he can keep up some semblance of control up to a point, but after that, he loses all ability to lead his opponents or think clearly.

DONATELLO:

Cause and effect. Logic and strictly linear thinking drive Donnie’s mind, leading him to knowing all possible uses for any given item or action and enabling him to correctly plan an incredibly complex series of events. This is shown especially in his ability to code computer programs, hack anything with said codes, and build fully functional mechanical objects. He knows exactly what will happen if a certain number of chemicals are mixed, and knows how he can use them on the spot.

His logic center also allows him to plan ahead in a battle, knowing how his opponents will react to every move he makes and allowing him to plan for it. He’s also able to keep track of numerous subjects at once, essentially able to deflect darts while knocking them into key targets at the same time.

His problem: he’s too linear. He has difficulty stepping back from a problem, which stops him from seeing the big picture. There are times the answer is staring him right in the face, but he can’t see it because he’s too focused on the smallest details.

MICHELANGELO:

The non-thinker. Mikey’s mind is built in the exact opposite way that Donnie’s is: he doesn’t think to find answers because the solution is always extremely obvious to him. He takes in knowledge without paying attention to it, as well, leading him to having a kind of complex beehive of knowledge in which any relevant information he needs is simply delivered to him, not unlike puzzle pieces being laid out for him.

This is the boy who jumps into dangerous situations feet-first and, through sheer speed, gets out unscathed. He’s also weirdly accurate with his predictions, especially in time frames, proving that he has an odd geometric mindset that doesn’t run on numbers. For example, he can tell you the exact distance between two objects and the time it’ll take to travel between them at any given speed and be accurate within a few percent, and he has no idea how he does it.

His problem: words. He doesn’t know what terms like “integer” and “variable” mean, so math- and science-jargon go right over his head. He doesn’t know how to figure out how someone will react through logical means; he only knows how emotion will drive their actions.

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Who here is head over heels for this cutie?

Mikey: Don't let anyone tell you fairy tail aren't real Angelcakes....

Raph: *thinking little bro is about to say something so cheesy yet so clever to the fangirls*

Donnie: *Wondering through main room looking half alive with the whole full coffee pot in hand* Yeah don't let people lie to you; I drink a potion every morning made if magic beans and it brings me back to life!

Leo: ...

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that