I Can't Stay Humble I'm Sorry

because i don't want it to live up to its name

mf showed up and nearly froze my hands thru 30+ Ultra Balls before getting crit captured with a regular Poké Ball

my child now, who just has a few little diseases

special thanks to that one redditor who i commented on and probably got jinxed (in a good way) bc of -- and to the people seeing me outside and keeping their "wow that dude looks stupid af" comments to themselves

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Little puppy 🐶

Justin posted the 1956 house he and his wife bought in Jasper, Indiana. It is a complete time capsule. Absolutely NOTHING has been updated or touched.  

Everything is still here- look at the appliances. All original. This is not like the classy expensive updated mid century homes we’ve seen before. 

The furniture has to be the original pieces and sets the previous owners bought. 

The wall hangings are aged.

This is an interesting piece, this bar. 

Look at the bathroom- pink fixtures.

Those lamps!

The master bath has a yellow tub and fixtures.

A 2nd bdm. Even the bedding is vintage.

And, this bath has blue Fixtures. Wow, I would definitely keep them.

More cool lamps and original furniture in the knotty pine family room. 

Wow, look at the built-ins in the office.

The lower floor.

The basement is cool- look at that floor! And, the TV. The bar is classic. I wonder if they were leaving any of this.

Off the rec room is a 2nd kitchen. A pink fridge!

And, there’s this room, too. Look at the stone wall.

for the love of old houses

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

good thing i don’t have that problem

after lots of research and googling, I’ve determined that the cause of my symptoms are that I have a brain

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

[TADC Ep.3 Spoilers!!]

○ dementia dad Kinger lfg

○ Jax & Caine continuing to carry this show's humor on their backs

○ what was up with that... void mouth, anyway? was it like...hypnotic? or was that just Kinger being Kinger?

○ on the topic, put that fucking head monster back where it came from or so help me god

whyyyy. canbt ypu pet them?????