Holy Shit

just woke myself up laughing from a dream

there was a new meme going around called “the recipe” and it went as follows:

“ingredients: one egg” followed by some nonsense about something to do with the egg, usually with some preponderance of the nature of man thrown in there. then at the end it would say “expected outcome:” and have a picture of a single banana with nothing done to it.

it was, in the dream, so popular, that there were entire mail routes being closed by how many bananas were being mailed to people. there were police statements made. I specifically remember the phrase “25-30 bananas”

i dont think this should necessarily catch on i just wanted to tell you guys about it

Floundering Powerless Weak Pathetic Pest Clawing Biting Crying Screaming Tearing Burning Crushing Choking Dying

Nothing has changed and we keep getting pushed closer and closer to the furnace every time a foothold is found

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Jesus christ...

whenever there is talk about forgiving and letting sexual abusers into ur community and giving them a chance I become flabbergasted until I remember that not everyone lived with a pedophile for 20+ years of their life :/

Yesterday marked the 100th day of genocide. Please, do not get used to this. Our people, killed, bombed, kidnapped, stripped, executed and starved is not normal. Our kids in pieces, their body parts collected in bags is not normal.

Israel has killed 23,700 human. More than 10,300 child. We'd need 177 school bus to carry the Palestinian children killed by Israel in gaza. 10,022 fatherless child. 8,352 motherless child. The wounded have their wounds rot and die waiting in front of the crossing. Maggots seen inside alive people's wounds. 5,500 pregnant woman will give birth in the upcoming weeks. 100 Days of Genocide. 100 Days of the world watching silently.

cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.

this is what democracy looks like.

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet