HAS THIS BEEN DONE YET?? WELL IT HAS NOW

TMW Your Antichrist Ex comes back to your recovering ruined world potentially redooming everyone and destroying all your reconstruction efforts through the rip in reality killing your trusted coworkers leaving you with nothing but tape recorders and some bitchy UK civil service worker, Happened to my friend Georgie Barker once.

average smitten experience

Georgie: Who and what are you? Cannibal monster? Dream demon? How did you get here mystery twig man?

Sam, has been awake 0.02 seconds: I’m a civil service worker who fell down a hole

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

The best way I can describe StP game is "driving a packed clown car to an assassination"

I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.

ANOTHER TYPICAL FANTASY ROMANCE UPDATE WAS CRAZY BUT WJAT WAS EVEN CRAZIER WAS THIS SPOILER IMAGES I GOT SHOWN?!?!?! ARE WE FINALLY MEETING DEMOM KING PELUS OH MY GODDDDSDSSSSDSDSFS S AHHHHHRNBRKDBDKHEUDNXHPWBRNBFJCIOQVRJWVWJGROCBFYENGGDVRYQVSOBN JLQMBXUVAHAVXHBDEGOWVWKDGKZCRGTVTVTVWKTDYWBOQPALPQJZGDHSHSVWUXHEHSHSHHSBAMHSHSHHAHHAHWONDNAOHWOQNWOXVXBCJEISBIAHQOWDOSVIWXUDBGEIWHQOKZHFBEYEIFUTUIQPQLNR BE BQNUXOCUQOJEUCTFURBQKIXHWBBEG USGATTATAYAHWOMQLWLWGDUEVCH HXNVCNFNHRYWHQIAHWH

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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)