I'd Very Much Like To Punch A Feminist.

Season 4 #Glee. Oh Burt Hummel, I love you so much. I wish you were real & were my friend.

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

So my tall coworker, who I often call an Amazon, knocked over a bunch of shit on my desk.

So I told her she isn't an Amazon, she's a SPAZTEC.

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

Season 5 #Glee. About to start episode 3, the Quarterback…

Very few things piss me off more than someone saying that they HAVE to do something that is optional. Oh really, you HAVE to shave? You HAVE to straighten your hair? NO, YOU WANT TO. FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN STOP IT.

I'm so tired

Of the "how are you fine/good how are you" politeness exchange. It serves no purpose bc no one wants/gives a real answer.

Putting your phone on vibrate & putting your phone on silent are two different THINGS