If You Are A Vampire NEVER Feed From Someone Named Richard. 400 Fucking Years And Everyone Still Calls

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|| the phantom of whitechapel; act 2 '

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

There have been multiple times where I've seen people are like "haha Hua Cheng made up a story about being kicked out so Xie Lian would take him in haha so silly" so I just wanted to point this out.

He was quoting himself from when he was a little boy.

He was scared to just outright say who he was, but he kept trying to jog Xie Lian's memory (though ofc being a ghost with a photographic memory, he may not have remembered that normal people don't remember things from 800 years ago). He was constantly quoting himself. He showed Xie Lian the palm of his hand with the intention that Xie Lian see his totally fucked up fate and realize who he is.

To be honest... Hua Cheng doesn't really lie to Xie Lian. He lies by omission sometimes, but he does not outright lie. And I feel like people are missing something by apparently not being aware that Hua Cheng was trying to tell Xie Lian who he was, without telling him.

That's why he started trembling and laughing when Xie Lian recalled the story of the suicidal boy that Xie Lian told 'live for me!' - The entire time, he thought Xie Lian forgot about him. Until then.

khunbam designs for a steampunk au I had to get out of my system before the brainworms took over

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☀️𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠🌊

you could stain your hands the deepest scarlet, and I'd wash them clean for you.

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That full stop after 'did' is doing a LOT of heavy lifting for the meaning of this sentence